Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 63, No. 391, May, 1848Various
General
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 63, No. 391, May, 1848
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
Williamson was not backward in contributing to the Sheriff's
conviviality. His own account of his motives was, that knowing Forbes
to be prepared to decide unfairly, he wished to keep him so hard at
his beloved pursuit of drinking, that he should have no opportunity of
exercising his other avocation of judging. Accordingly, he employed a
friend "to tenchel and drink" the Sheriff--or, as it is elsewhere
expressed, "to drink him hard;" in fact, the operation is talked of
quite in an abbreviated and technical form, as a common proceeding in
the way of business in the Sheriff Court. The drouthy crony who
performed this duty seems to have taken to it with the same
disinterested zeal, with which Kean sat up three nights drinking with
a friend under depression, for the purpose of keeping up his spirits.
The favoured individual must have felt his task coming light to his
hands, when he found the Sheriff in a tavern "busy at hot punch about
eleven o'clock forenoon." An attempt was made on him by the enemy, but
Williamson and his drinking assistant carried him off in triumph to
the "New Inn" to dinner, where, however, they were obliged to submit
to the presence of the other party, who held a hospitable competition
with them in plying the Sheriff with the liquor which he loved. Here
they all "sat close drinking, as is the phrase in that part of the
country, _helter skelter_--that is, copiously and alternately of
different liquors--till 11 o'clock at night, when Forbes, by this time
dead-drunk, was conveyed home by his two servant maids, with the
assistance of George Williamson, Gerard, and the Pursuer." This is the
counsel's history of the day, and that it is not an exaggerated one,
we may infer from an average quotation from the evidence: one of the
witnesses thus concludes his narrative:--
"Depones, that from four o'clock in the afternoon to eleven
o'clock that night, they all drunk what they call in
Aberdeenshire _Helter Skelter_, alternately of different
liquors, and plentifully, in such a way that the Sheriff in
particular was very drunk, and the deponent himself was also
drunk. That the Sheriff's two servant maids came for him
with a lantern to carry him home, and came into the room
where the company was, and staid there some time--fully a
quarter of an hour--and got some drink, but what it was he
cannot tell. That the Sheriff called for a good part of the
liquor which was drunk. That at last the deponent assisted
to carry home the Sheriff, who was not able to walk; and
either the pursuer or Mr Gerard assisted the deponent in so
doing; and the two maids went before him with a lantern, and
placed him in his easy-chair in his bedroom, and then the
Sheriff called upon his maids to give the company drink,
which the maids refused to give, and then they came away and
left him."
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