We were just in time to witness the last act of an entertaining
spectacle, which argued on the part of the author a particular
intimacy with natural history, and with the customs of the Oriental
nations. The scene was laid in some village of Hindostan; and it
appeared that sundry British subjects, male and female, had by
accident been caught trespassing within the confines of a grove sacred
to Bramah. No Highland thane in the act of detecting a stray geologist
on his territory could have exhibited more unbounded wrath than the
high-priest, whose white beard and coffee-coloured arms vibrated and
quivered with indignation. Regardless of the laws of nations, and
insensible to the duties of hospitality, the hoary heathen summoned
the captives before him, and offered them the fearful alternative of
embracing the worship of Bramah, or of undergoing the sentence of
Daniel, with the certainty of a worse catastrophe. It is hardly
necessary to add, that the whole party, even down to a deboshed
sergeant, whose religious scruples could hardly have been very strong,
spurned at the idea of repudiating their faith, and unanimously
demanded to be led on the instant to the menagerie. One young
lieutenant of the Irregulars, indeed, was liberal in his offers to die
for a certain lady, who had very unwisely followed him into the jungle
without a bonnet, and in a gauze dress of singular tenuity: but as the
old hierophant had made no offers whatever of a partial amnesty, it
did not exactly appear that such generous devotion could in any way be
carried into effect. The audience, accordingly, were led to prepare
for a scene of indiscriminate bone-crushing, when a new turn was given
to the posture of affairs by the appearance of a tall gentleman
arrayed in flesh-coloured tights, who demanded the priority of
sacrifice. The precise persuasion of this individual, and his claims
to such invidious distinction, were not accurately set forward; but as
he rejoiced in the appellation of Morok the Beast-tamer, it appeared
evident to us that at some period of his existence he had been
admitted to the privilege of an intimacy of M. Eugene Sue. After some
consideration, and an appeal to an invisible oracle, the high-priest
of Bramah, influenced probably by the distinguished literary position
of his prisoner, consented to the request; and a solemn festival, to
begin with the disparition of the European captives at the banquet of
the beasts, and to end with the incremation of about twenty young
native widows on the funeral pile, was decreed accordingly. This
announcement seemed to fill the hearts of the aforesaid widows with
unbounded rapture, for they incontinently advanced to the front of the
stage, where they executed an extempore mazourka.
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