Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 64, No. 393, July 1848Various
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Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 64, No. 393, July 1848
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
If we go on quoting at this rate, we shall never reach the hill, and
as yet we have not started from the hut. To say the truth, we are
in no hurry, and neither, we suspect, upon many occasions were the
Stuarts, indomitable huntsmen as they are. What though at night the
river swept with the sound of thunder below, making the solid rock
vibrate to its deep foundation,--what though the wind swept mightily
down the ravine, swaying the trees like saplings, and threatening to
tear them away,--what though the windows of heaven were open, and
the deluge came down, and the bark of the hill-fox sounded sharp
above the roaring of the water and the wood,--yet within that little
bothy that rests upon the face of the craig, the wearied huntsmen
slept peacefully; and in the morning, says one of them,--"I was
awakened as usual by the whistle of the robin in the bird-cherry,
and the sharp note of the blue bonnet sharpening his little saw on
the top of the holly. I went out to the narrow terre-plain over the
craig. The wind was gone, and the sun smiling on the still leaves
and dewy grass--the flood torrent of the river dancing and laughing
in its light, and the calm bright air breathing with the sweet
perfume of the damp plants, and all the freshness and fragrance of
the forest wilderness." We back it against the forest of Ardennes!
Every true hunter is humane. What! you say--do you call it humane
to persecute the unfortunate stag, the monarch of the wilds, to the
death?--to drive rifle-bullets into the target of the harmless roe?
to murder otters by the dozen, and to slaughter seals by the score?
Indubitably we do. Let us reason a little upon this. Yesterday,
you recollect that you dined upon very juvenile veal, smothered in
a mess of dingy vegetable matter which we apprehend to have been
sorrel, after the beastly fashion of the Gauls. Posterior to that,
you devoured the larger moiety of a duckling. This morning we saw
you, with our own eyes, regaling yourself at the club, between the
intervals of muffin, with what assuredly were cutlets of lamb. After
all this, can you have the face to stand up and defend your own
humanity? For how many days had the sun dawned upon that luckless
calf, the mangled fragments of which upon your platter rather
resembled the rags of a kid-glove, than food meet for the stomach
of a Christian? How long had the feeble quackle of Draco been heard
round the row of peas near which he unsuspiciously perambulated,
little dreaming how much the pods thereof were mixed up with his
future destiny? How many races were run upon the meadow by that
perished daughter of the sheep? Three infantine lives cut off simply
for your sole gormandising! This is but a slight case. Set you down
to a rook-pie, and you will engulf a dozen unfortunates before you
bury your visage in the pewter. Pay for you at Blackwall, and the
whitebait will disappear by the thousand. It is in vain that you
attempt to shift the atrocity of your inordinate appetite from your
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