Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
So Devilsdust sent round the hat, and pocketed a lot of browns with
some stray sixpences to boot--quite enough in fact to clear him in
his projected jaunt, and something more. This subscription--being the
first--turned out so well that Bendigo the Quaker, who had been a
strong backer of Devilsdust, and, as some thought, was the cleverer
fellow of the two, tried to get up a collection on his own account;
but, I am sorry to say, made nothing of it. So Devilsdust, having
pocketed the blunt, went out to take his holiday.
How do you think he used it? He made what he called a "Practical Tour"
through the estates of Don Pedro, Don Ferdinando, Signor Macaroni,
and Sultan Koran, advertising his wares everywhere, and entreating
them to give him custom. Moreover, he lost no opportunity of abusing
his landlord, John Bull, whom he held up everywhere to contempt as
the most idiotical, prejudiced, pig-headed individual living. He said
that there was but one way of promoting universal brotherhood among
all the estates, and that was by admitting his, Dick Devilsdust's,
wares free of duty. He pledged himself that, if this were done, there
would be no more squabbles or lawsuits; and as he invariably spoke in
a dialect which no one who heard him could understand, whilst he did
not understand one word which was made in reply to his speeches, the
effect, of course, was electric. He came back, swearing that there
could be no more lawsuits, on account of his (Devilsdust's) enormous
expected consignments; and that all Bullockshatch should unite as one
man, to compel Squire Bull to dismiss every policeman, watchman, and
bumbailiff in his service. As for poor Dragon, who had long been the
terror of tramps and poachers, Dick proposed that he should be poisoned
forthwith, or at all events starved to death; but he had not the
smallest objection that his skin should be stuffed, and preserved as a
specimen of an extinct animal.
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