Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
You may possibly think that the Juggler could have no interest to break
this fundamental rule of the household, but if so, you are confoundedly
mistaken. It was an old custom in Bullockshatch, that nobody could be
admitted as a servant to the lower room unless he should produce a
certificate from the village or farm from which he came, to the effect
that he was a person of reasonably good character, and unless he swore
on the New Testament that he would serve Squire Bull faithfully. Now
it so happened that, when the Juggler went down to the largest village
on the estate to get his certificate of character, he found, very
much to his petrifaction, that Moses the old-clothesman, with three
hats upon his head, and a baize bag for cast habiliments under his
arm, had put up a candidate of his own persuasion, and was haranguing
the villagers in the market-place. Moses was, to say the least of it,
a doubtful kind of character. Besides his ostensible calling, and a
minor though undisguised traffic in oranges and sponges, he did a
little bit of underhand bill-broking and discounting at most enormous
percentages. He was suspected, moreover, of being the real owner of the
sponging-house, which was actually kept by his nephew, to which all the
unhappy lads who were not prepared to cash up when the bills became due
were carried, and fleeced out of their watches, rings, and studs, or
anything else which they had about them. It was said, moreover, that
Moses was a sweater and a slop-seller, and that he was in the habit of
kidnapping Christian tailors who had gone astray, and shutting them up
under lock and key in stifling garrets, where they were compelled to
work for him on the smallest possible allowance of cabbage, without a
slice of cucumber to flavour it. One thing there was no doubt of, that,
by some means or other, Moses had become enormously rich, so that he
was able to lend money to any of the neighbouring squires who might
require it, and it was strongly surmised that he even held bonds with
the signature of John Bull appended.
You may fancy, from this description of him, that Moses was by no means
popular; nor was he. But money will go a great way, and the truth
is, that he had so many of the villagers under his power that they
durst not say a word against him. Then, again, he had made friends
with Obadiah, to whom he talked about liberty of conscience, and so
forth; dropping, at the same time, a five-pound note on the floor,
and pretending not to notice that Obadiah's splay foot covered it
by an instantaneous instinct. So they parted on the best of terms,
Moses calling Obadiah "ma tear" as they shook hands, and Obadiah
snuffling something about "a chosen vessel." After that they thoroughly
understood one another, though Obadiah did not altogether give up
his old trick of soliciting the ladies for a subscription to convert
Moses--the proceeds whereof never reached the latter, at least under
the persuasive form of hard cash.
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