Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
Peter, who was always alert and vigilant in doing mischief, had, at
this moment, more irons in the fire than usual. In the first place,
he was getting up a private demonstration in his own village, for the
purpose, if possible, of making himself popular with his people, who
used most cordially to detest him. Secondly, he wished to stir up the
whole tenantry of Signor Macaroni against Don Ferdinando, who had for
a long time held a considerable farm in mortgage. Thirdly, he wanted
to make all the world believe that he was an altered character since
the days when he presided at hangings, burnings, torturings, and
other devilish acts of cruelty. And, fourthly, he was most especially
anxious, in one way or another, to get speech of Squire Bull. You must
know that there was a quarrel of long standing between the two; John,
in his younger days, having been insulted and domineered over by Peter
and his emissaries, until his patience could bear it no longer; so,
one fine day, he armed himself with a horsewhip, lashed the whole gang
of them out of Bullockshatch, and swore the most solemn of possible
oaths that they should never again set foot within his property if
he could prevent it; nor would he even acknowledge that such a being
as Peter existed on the face of the earth. Peter, on the other hand,
was resolved that he should get some of his people located on John's
estate, in spite of all his opposition; and, by dint of perseverance,
he ultimately carried his point. For example, Squire Bull would observe
from his window an olive-faced fellow in black clothes and purple
stockings, with a surtout down to his heels, no shirt-collar, and a
shovel hat, pacing down the avenue, and pretending to be reading from a
small book with illuminated characters. At this apparition the Squire
would start, and sing out to the nearest of the servants--"Lookye
there now! what fellow is that? A spy of Peter's, I dare be sworn!
Have I not told you, over and over again, that not one of them shall
be quartered here?" Then the servant whom he accosted would put on
his spectacles, take a long look at the walking spider before him,
and reply quite calmly, "Bless your heart, Squire! you are clean
mistaken altogether. I know that person perfectly well. He is a highly
respectable foreigner, who has taken lodgings for a few months in the
village for the benefit of country air. He is the Bishop of Timbuctoo,
I think--or, now that I look again, I see it is the Vicar-Apostolic of
New Guinea--a most agreeable, accomplished, gentlemanly man, I assure
you." And if this did not satisfy the Squire--which it rarely did, for
he used to growl like a mastiff whenever he caught sight of one of
those gentry--the servant would put it to him whether it was the part
of a Christian and an esquire to harbour ill-will against a gentleman
who was merely residing for temporary purposes upon his estate, and
who occupied a great portion of his time in visiting the sick and in
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