Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
Mat-o'-the-Mint, then, having got his roving commission signed in due
form, and his pocket-book well stuffed with bank-notes, set out upon
his tour like an actual walking mystery. It is my opinion, up to the
present hour, that the excellent gentleman had no precise idea of
what he was expected to do; but that his general notion was that he
was bound to give advice--at least such advice as he could give--to
any one who asked him for it. No man can be expected to accomplish
impossibilities: he can merely do his best; and that Mat-o'-the-Mint
was prepared to perform quite conscientiously. It was not his fault,
if those who sent him did not make him comprehend their design; indeed
Protocol, who was a sly fox, and always left a door of escape open for
himself in case of emergency, was not likely to be too specific in his
instructions, or to commit himself irretrievably on paper.
No sooner was it noised abroad that Mat-o'-the-Mint was on his
travels, than there was a considerable stir both among the southern
squirearchy and their tenantry, who were then unfortunately at
loggerheads. Everybody who had a dispute with anybody else wanted to
know what Squire Bull thought of the matter, hoping probably that he
would not be disinclined to lend him a helping hand, and mayhap a few
pounds; for the fellows in those parts laboured under the delusion
that the Squire was made of money. So they were all anxious to get a
confidential hearing from Mat-o'-the-Mint, whom they imagined to be a
very great man indeed, and a very wise one; arguing, naturally enough,
that the Squire would not have entrusted such a mission except to a
person of consummate prudence and discretion. Little they knew of the
Juggler or Protocol, or of the way in which Squire Bull's business was
conducted! But to resume. One fine day Mat-o'-the-Mint arrived on the
estate of a gentleman, Don Vesuvius, who was an old friend of Bull's,
and was received at the boundary by the ground-steward, who, in the
very civilest possible manner, presented his master's compliments, and
requested that Master Matthew would drive straight up to the Hall,
where a handsome suite of apartments was ready for his accommodation.
Privately, and in his heart, Mat would have liked nothing better; but
he was not quite sure whether Protocol would approve of his doing so,
especially as Don Vesuvius was notoriously on bad terms with some of
his own people. So he thought it best to decline for the present.
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