Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851Various
History
Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 69, No. 423, January 1851
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
"From that day forward nobody made fun of the Red Boots, and soon we
were supplied with muskets. Many of these were hardly fit to fire with;
but bayonet and butt were always there, wherewith to thrust and strike.
* * * * *
"It was in the dog-days. For three months we had received no pay. At
last, to silence my lieutenant's terrible expostulations, they sent us
money--fifteen notes of a hundred florins each.
"The salaries of Government officials were paid in fifteen-kreuzer
pieces; the money we soldiers wanted, for our daily bread, was sent
in hundred-florin notes. Of course, nothing could be easier, in the
Wallach hamlets in which we were cantoned, than to get small change for
fifteen hundred-florin notes.
"Whilst my lieutenant was grumbling over this, and puzzling his head
how to divide these few large notes into many small ones, a courier
arrived and brought him a letter.
"The lieutenant read the letter, and laughed out loud. Then he ordered
a parade. He was the only officer present. Two captains and a major
were constantly rambling about, and seldom saw their battalion, but
left everything to my lieutenant. So he ordered the drums to beat for
muster; and when the men were assembled, he informed them that their
pay had come just in the nick of time. Then he produced the fifteen
hundred florins[24] and a pair of scissors, made the soldiers file
past, and cut off a slip of the notes for each one of them. It was the
only way to divide them.
"This done, he came singing and whistling into his quarters, laughed
and cut jokes, played a thousand pranks, and at last called to me, and
asked if I had a dry cloth at hand, to wipe up something.
"I answered that I had.
"'Go and fetch it, then.' And he continued to laugh and jest, and
seemed in most wonderful good humour. 'Make haste,' he shouted after
me, as I hurried to fetch the cloth. I felt quite sure he was going to
play me some famous trick, he looked so sly and comical when he gave me
the order.
"Whilst I sought for a towel, I heard the report of a firearm in the
next room. Towel in hand, I threw open the door. The room was full of
smoke.
"'What am I to wipe up?' I asked.
"'This blood!' said the lieutenant, who lay upon the ground. The warm
heart's-blood flowed from a wound in his breast; in his hand he held a
pistol and the letter he had that morning received.
"The letter announced the catastrophe of Vilagos. In two minutes he was
dead.
"Thus did my lieutenant make a fool of me, at last.
"Such a merry fellow was my lieutenant."
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