This beats Benvenuto hollow! Nay, we are not quite certain that it
does not distance the celebrated experiment of Psammetichus, king of
Egypt, who, in order to ascertain which was the original language of
the world, separated two infants from their mothers, intrusting them to
the care of a dumb person, who daily fed them with milk. The first word
which they uttered, and perseveringly reiterated, was "Beccos," which
in the Phoenician language signified bread; and as nothing could be
more natural than that children should clamour for their porridge, the
speech of the Phoenicians was acknowledged as the native dialect of
mankind. Wee Georgy Borrow, however, in company with Jocko and Snap,
seems to have outstripped in precocity the Psammetichian foundlings.
What "holy letters" from the Talmud the "prophet's child" inscribed,
which had such a marvellous effect upon the mind and conscience of Ikey
Solomons we know not, and perhaps ought not even to guess. Perhaps it
was some sentence from Rabbi Jehuda Hakkadosh, bearing upon the real
value of the diamonds which the impostor was proffering for sale.
A few years afterwards he becomes acquainted with an old man, whose
principal occupation consisted in catching snakes, and who, upon one
occasion, had enjoyed the inestimable privilege of an interview with
"the king of the vipers." Practised as he was at pouching the vermin,
old Adderley could teach nothing to his pupil, who, from the hour of
his birth, was privileged to take a cockatrice by the tail, and seize
on a cobra with impunity. He gifts him, however, with a pet viper, a
fellow of infinite fancy, who nestles in Georgy's bosom, and whose
timely apparition from beneath the folds of the vest not only saves
him from a threatened drubbing at the hands of a Herculean gipsy, but
introduces him to the acquaintance of a young gentleman of that nomad
persuasion, one Jasper Petulengro, who is also the representative of
the Pharaohs! More unmingled rubbish than is contained in this part of
the book, it never was our fortune to turn over; and Mr Borrow must
have a low estimate indeed of the public taste, when he ventures to put
forward such twaddle. Fancy the intrepid snake-charming urchin of some
nine or ten years' standing, thus defying Gipsy Cooper.
"_Myself._ I tell you what, my chap, you had better put down
that thing of yours; my father lies concealed within my tepid
breast, and if to me you offer any harm or wrong, I'll call him
forth to, help me with his forked tongue!"
Ancient Pistol could not have spoken more magnanimously; indeed,
both in rythm and rhyme, this challenge is conceived in the style of
Pistol's strophe. But we shall skip this absurd passage, with all its
accompaniments of candied nutmegs, and the dispersion of the Egyptian
encampment.
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