'He is sick, child, sure enough. Ho, ho! sir, you have taken
drows; what, another throe! writhe, sir, writhe, the hog died
by the drow of gipsies; I saw him stretched at evening. That's
yourself, sir. There is no hope, sir, no help; you have taken
drow. Shall I tell your fortune, sir--your dukkerin? God bless
you, young gentleman, much trouble will you have to suffer,
and much water to cross; but never mind, pretty gentleman, you
shall be fortunate at the end, and those who hate shall take
off their hats to you.'
'Hey, bebee!' cried the girl, 'what is this? what do you mean?
you have blessed the gorgio!'
'Blessed him! no, sure; what did I say? Oh, I remember; I'm
mad. Well, I can't help it; I said what the dukkerin dook told
me. Woe's me! he'll get up yet.'
'Nonsense, bebee! look at his motions; he's drabbed, spite of
dukkerin.'
'Don't say so, child; he's sick, 'tis true: but don't laugh at
dukkerin; only folks do that that know no better; I, for one,
will never laugh at the dukkerin dook. Sick again; I wish he
was gone.'
'He'll soon be gone, bebee; let's leave him. He's as good as
gone; look there--he's dead!'
'No, he's not; he'll get up--I feel it. Can't we hasten him?'
'Hasten him? yes, to be sure; set the dog upon him. Here,
Juggal, look in there, my dog.'
The dog made its appearance at the door of the tent, and began
to bark and tear up the ground.
'At him, Juggal, at him; he wished to poison, to drab you.
Halloo!'
The dog barked violently, and seemed about to spring at my
face, but retreated.
'The dog won't fly at him, child; he flashed at the dog with
his eye, and scared him. He'll get up.'
'Nonsense, bebee! you make me angry. How should he get up?'
'The dook tells me so; and what's more, I had a dream.'"
But the gentle Leonora--which was the name of the girl--has a strong
tendency towards the practical. She would have been an invaluable
assistant at the inn of Terracina--which hostelry the dramatic writers
of the Surrey side used to select as the scene of their most appalling
tragedies; representing the landlord as an unhappy misanthrope, who
could never sleep unless he had poniarded his man; and the head-waiter
as a merry creature, who wore two brace of stilettoes in his girdle,
and lurked at the bottom of the pit, to receive the visitors when
the bed tumbled through the trap-door. Miss Leonora, we say, becomes
impatient at the exceeding dilatoriness of Lavengro in giving up the
ghost, and entreats her bebee, notwithstanding the dukkerin, to finish
him at once by poking her stick into his eye! The venerable descendant
of the hairy ones attempts to carry this humane advice into effect,
but, at the second lounge, the pole of the tent gives way, and she is
sent sprawling under the canvass.
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