Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 71, No. 436, February 1852Various
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Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, Volume 71, No. 436, February 1852
Various
England -- Periodicals; Scotland -- Periodicals
"In that case I have nothing more to say," answered the sergeant,
letting his prisoner go; "and the ball had better proceed." I
therefore hurried back to my place in the orchestra, but not
before I had whispered in Mr Scowl's ear, in a voice borrowed from
Fitz-Edward, with a tap on the breast borrowed from Edmund Kean,--
"Raro antecedentem scelestum
Deseruit pede Poena claudo."
"Remember your examination of Puddlecombe-Regis school!" Mr Scowl,
I am happy to say, appeared at full length in the newspapers,
and lost the patronage of the Marquis of Missletoe. Catsbach
applauded my conduct very much, and offered me fifteen shillings
as my share of the orchestral profits, which I need not say I
declined; and having refused all his solicitations to accompany
him to his musical engagements, sometimes at public assemblages,
and sometimes at dances and quadrilles in private houses, I braced
myself for the decisive event, and on the morning of Thursday
set off with solemn steps and slow, towards the Stepney Star. I
determined not to enter the theatre till the play was fairly begun,
and I anticipated the rapture with which an author hears his own
words delivered by intelligent actors to a delighted audience. On
arriving at the little passage which led through a house in the
long row of buildings, shops, offices, store-rooms, and humble
private dwellings that constitute a main street in the district,
I was surprised to see none of the lower potentates of the stage
lounging on the step, and looking on the passengers in a heroic
and presumptuous manner, as if to persuade them that they were
Coriolanuses or Brutuses. There was not even the dirty-faced little
errand boy, who on previous occasions used to spy me from the end
of the row, and prepare his expectant hand for the half-crown as he
opened the swinging door. People passed and repassed, on business
thoughts intent, as if that entrance conducted to a warehouse,
and were not the gates that opened into a newer and nobler world.
O blind pursuers of mammon! I thought, are you aware that within
thirty feet of where you are bustling and struggling about bills
of lading, and the prices of chicoried coffee, there is a scene
at this moment going on that would rivet your souls to higher and
purer thoughts? Know you not that the heroic Hengist is developing
his grandeur and generosity,--Horsa, the fiery courage that made
the Saxons triumphant in this land,--and over all an atmosphere of
love and poetry, breathed from the impassioned bosom of Editha the
British maid, that would elevate and refine the soul of a ship-agent
or bill-broker, if he once placed himself within their influence?
How can you be so absurd, I continued, getting angry at the evident
ignorance of the busy crowd that there was a rehearsal of a new
play going on so near them? How can you be so disgustingly dull,
you miserable pork butcher, as to deny yourself such gratification?
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