Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Christmas stories; Fiction
I have mentioned the committee. Let me tell you who they were. All
Mrs. Silver's family, of course. Mary and Charley had obtained a
holiday, and Ruth was there with her baby, whom the fond mother every
now and then consulted with bewitching gravity, and to whom she
whispered, in the delicious tones that only a mother's voice can
convey, all sorts of confidences about the party. I include in Mrs.
Silver's family Mr. Merrywhistle, for he was truly one of them. But
Mr. Merrywhistle was a member of the selecting committee for only one
day; he had been summarily dismissed and deprived of power, because he
found it impossible to say No to a single application. 'My rock ahead,
sir,' he whispered to me confidentially, when we reproached him. 'I
never _can_ get that word out! I _mean_ it often, but there's an imp
in my throat that invariably changes it into Yes. I ought to know
better at my age.' And he shook his head in grave reproof of himself.
As Mrs. Silver had warned him, however, we gave him plenty to do. He
was unanimously elected chief of the commissariat, and he made himself
delightfully busy in the purchase of buns and fruit and lemonade. We
were not aware that he was unfit even for this task, until we
discovered that he had provided twice as many buns as were necessary.
When his blunder was pointed out to him by Mrs. Silver on the ground,
he gazed disconsolately at the heap of uneaten buns. 'Dear me!' he
said mournfully, 'what is to be done with them? I suppose they must be
divided among the children. You see, my dear madam, I am not to be
trusted--not to be trusted!' But I am sure I detected a sly twinkle in
his eye as he condemned his own shortcomings. In addition to the
persons I have mentioned, there were two other members of the
committee--to wit, Mr. Robert Truefit and Mr. James (or Jimmy) Virtue;
as singular a contrast in individuals as can well be imagined. Robert
Truefit I hold in high esteem. He is a fine, and I take pleasure in
thinking a fair, representative of the sterling English working-man,
with a higher intelligence than is possessed by the majority of his
class. He is a married man, with a large and increasing family, and
his earnings will probably average a trifle under two pounds a week.
With these earnings he supports and 'brings up' his family in a manner
which commands admiration. His children are likely to be a credit to
the State; it is such as he who form the sound bone and muscle of a
great nation. Jimmy Virtue is of a lower grade. Outwardly a cynic, one
who sneers at goodness, but who has, to my knowledge, occasionally
been guilty of an act of charity. He kept a leaving-shop in one of the
worst thoroughfares in the locality where my duties lie. Everything
about him outwardly was unprepossessing; the wrinkles in his face
seemed to snarl at you; he had a glass eye, and he was ill-dressed and
ostensibly ill-mannered to those in a better position than himself.
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