Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Christmas stories; Fiction
'He's made his bed, and he must lay on it,' says Jim Naldret; 'and you
know, mother, even if he could wipe that part of his life away, he's
not fit company for honest men and women.'
Jim Naldret feels inclined to say a great deal more on another subject
about Saul Fielding, but as the subject which he would have ventilated
is a delicate one, and refers to a woman who is not Saul Fielding's
wife, he refrains, because Bessie is present.
'Let Saul Fielding drop, mother.'
Mrs. Naldret deems it wise to say no more about Saul, and allows a
minute or so to elapse before she speaks again.
'Anything in the paper, Jim, about that working-man that put up for
Parliament?'
'He didn't get in.'
Mrs. Naldret expresses her satisfaction at this result by saying that
'it's a good job for his family, if he's got one.'
'Why shouldn't a working-man be in Parliament, mother?' asks Jim
Naldret.
[Illustration]
'Because he can't be two things at once. If he fuddles away all his
time at Parliament, he can't have time to work; and if he don't work
for his living, he's not a workingman.'
'He'd work with his tongue, mother.'
'He'd better work with his hands,' says Mrs. Naldret emphatically,
'and leave the tongue work to his wife. She'd do it better, I'll be
bound.'
'I've no doubt she would,' says Jim Naldret, with a chuckle. 'But that
working-man in Parliament question is a problem.'
'Well, don't you bother your head about it--that's other people's
business. My old mother used to say that every hen's got enough to do
to look after its own chicks, and it clacks enough over that, goodness
knows.'
'But I'm not a hen, mother,' remonstrates Jim; 'I'm a cock, and I like
to have a crow now and then.'
'Well,' exclaims Mrs. Naldret, stitching viciously, 'crow on your own
dunghill. Don't you go encroaching on other people's premises.'
IF I DID NOT LOVE HER, I WOULD NOT GO AWAY.
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