Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Christmas stories; Fiction
Ben Sparrow came into the world exactly at midnight of the 21st of
October 1805, a few hours after the battle of Trafalgar was fought and
won; and the doubtful compliment was at once passed on the new arrival
of being the very smallest baby that ever was seen. But then women go
into extremes in these matters, and their statements that this is the
most beautiful baby in the world, and this the smallest, and this the
chubbiest, and this the darlingest, must be taken with very large
pinches of salt. On that occasion the very smallest baby in the world
acted in precisely the same manner as he would have done if he had
been the very largest baby in the world. Looking upon the world as his
own especial dunghill (as we all of us do), he immediately began to
crow, and sounded his trumpet with the weakest of lungs to show that
he had made his appearance upon the stage. The sound of Westminster
bells was ringing in his ears as he gathered up his little toes and
legs and clenched his little fists with an air of saying, Come on! to
his brothers and sisters in the profession; and in after-days he often
declared jocosely that he perfectly well remembered hearing his first
twelve o'clock proclaimed by the tongue of old Westminster. Between
that time and this, Ben Sparrow had grown from a very small baby to a
very small man, and many eventful things had occurred to him. When he
came to man's estate--the only estate he ever came into--he entered
into business as a grocer; married, and lost his wife, who left behind
her one child, a son, who had 'gone wrong,' as the saying is, and
whose place knew him no more. The 'ups and downs' of life are
generally believed to be a very common experience; but they could
scarcely have been so with Ben Sparrow, he had so very many downs and
so very few ups (if any) in the course of his career. Still he managed
to plod on, somehow or other, until the present time, when he and his
granddaughter, Bessie Sparrow, whom you have seen, and Tottie, a child
of whom you have had a glimpse, after she had been put to bed by
Bessie, are living together in the small house of which the grocer's
shop forms part.
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