Blazing the Way; Or, True Stories, Songs and Sketches of Puget SoundDenny, Emily Inez
History
Blazing the Way; Or, True Stories, Songs and Sketches of Puget Sound
Denny, Emily Inez
Indians of North America -- Northwestern States; Oregon Territory -- History; Washington (State) -- History
"One day when he (Dick Atkins) was merchandising on Commercial
Street, Seattle, as successor to Horton & Denny, he laid a piece
of cheese on the stove to fry for his dinner. A dozen loafers
were around the stove and among them Mr. Beaty, remarkable
principally for his appetite, big feet and good nature. And he
on this occasion good-naturedly took the cheese from the stove
and cooled and swallowed it without waiting to say grace, while
Dick was in the back room, waiting on a customer. When the cheese
was fairly out of sight, Beaty grew uneasy and skedadled up the
street. When Atkins returned and found his cheese missing, and
was told what became of it, he rushed to the door just in time to
catch sight of Beaty's coat-tail going into Dr. Williamson's
store. Without returning for his coat or hat, off he darted at
full speed. Beaty had fairly got seated, when Dick stood before
him and fairly screamed:
"'Did you eat that cheese?'
"'Wal--yes--but I didn't think you'd care much.'
"'Care! Care! good thunder, no! but I thought _you_ might care,
as I had just put a DOUBLE DOSE OF ARSENIC in it to kill rats.'
"'Don't say!' exclaimed Beaty, jumping to his feet, 'thought it
tasted mighty queer; what can I do?'
"'Come right along with me; there is only one thing that can save
you.'
"And down the street they flew as fast as their feet would carry
them. As soon as they had arrived at the store, Atkins drew off a
pint of rancid fish-oil and handed it to Beaty saying, 'Swallow
it quick! Your life depends upon it!'
"Poor Beaty was too badly frightened to hesitate, and after a few
gags, pauses and wry faces he handed back the cup, drained to the
bitter dregs. 'There now,' said Dick, 'go home and to bed, and if
you are alive in the morning come around and report yourself.'
"After he was gone one of the spectators asked if the cheese was
really poisoned.
"'No,' replied Dick, 'and I intended telling the gormand it was
not, but when I saw that look of gratitude come into his face as
he handed back the empty cup, my heart failed me, and my revenge
became my defeat.' 'No, gentlemen, Beaty is decidedly ahead in
this little game. I never before was beaten at a game of cold
bluff after having stacked the cards myself. I beg you to keep
the matter quiet, gentlemen.' But it was always hard for a dozen
men to keep a secret."
These same "Early Reminiscences" contain many a merry tale, some "thrice
told" to the writer of this work, of the people who were familiar
figures on the streets of Seattle and other settlements, in the long
ago, among them two of the Rev. J. F. DeVore, with whom I was
acquainted.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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