Europe -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; New Zealand -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, New Zealand
“Well mine wasn’t. Mine was just like chopped hay. Oh, here comes the
Honeymoon Couple.”
Half striding, half running, carrying a basket between them and rods
and lines, they came up the drive, up the shallow steps.
“My! have you been out fishing?” cried the American Woman.
They were out of breath, they panted: “Yes, yes, we have been out in a
little boat all day. We have caught seven. Four are good to eat. But
three we shall give away. To the children.”
Mrs. Salesby turned her chair to look; the Topknots laid the snakes
down. They were a very dark young couple—black hair, olive skin,
brilliant eyes and teeth. He was dressed “English fashion” in a flannel
jacket, white trousers and shoes. Round his neck he wore a silk scarf;
his head, with his hair brushed back, was bare. And he kept mopping his
forehead, rubbing his hands with a brilliant handkerchief. Her white
skirt had a patch of wet; her neck and throat were stained a deep pink.
When she lifted her arms big half-hoops of perspiration showed under
her arm-pits; her hair clung in wet curls to her cheeks. She looked as
though her young husband had been dipping her in the sea, and fishing
her out again to dry in the sun and then—in with her again—all day.
“Would Klaymongso like a fish?” they cried. Their laughing voices
charged with excitement beat against the glassed-in verandah like
birds, and a strange saltish smell came from the basket.
“You will sleep well to-night,” said a Topknot, picking her ear with a
knitting needle while the other Topknot smiled and nodded.
The Honeymoon Couple looked at each other. A great wave seemed to go
over them. They gasped, gulped, staggered a little and then came up
laughing—laughing.
“We cannot go upstairs, we are too tired. We must have tea just as we
are. Here—coffee. No—tea. No—coffee. Tea—coffee, Antonio!” Mrs. Salesby
turned.
“Robert! Robert!” Where was he? He wasn’t there. Oh, there he was at
the other end of the verandah, with his back turned, smoking a
cigarette. “Robert, shall we go for our little turn?”
“Right.” He stumped the cigarette into an ash-tray and sauntered over,
his eyes on the ground. “Will you be warm enough?”
“Oh, quite.”
“Sure?”
“Well,” she put her hand on his arm, “perhaps”—and gave his arm the
faintest pressure—“it’s not upstairs, it’s only in the hall—perhaps
you’d get me my cape. Hanging up.”
He came back with it and she bent her small head while he dropped it on
her shoulders. Then, very stiff, he offered her his arm. She bowed
sweetly to the people on the verandah while he just covered a yawn, and
they went down the steps together.
“_Vous avez voo ça!_” said the American Woman.
“He is not a man,” said the Two Topknots, “he is an ox. I say to my
sister in the morning and at night when we are in bed, I tell her—_No_
man is he, but an ox!”
Wheeling, tumbling, swooping, the laughter of the Honeymoon Couple
dashed against the glass of the verandah.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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