Horse racing -- Fiction; Thoroughbred horse -- Fiction
"That's the way it goes right along--the rubes stay away from it. Once
in a while I finds a mark but not often. We win a purse though in
every town 'n' this just about pays expenses. We ain't makin' nothin'
much, but we ain't losin' nothin' neither. We're eatin' regular 'n'
enjoyin' ourselves, except Butsy. _He_ wouldn't enjoy hisself at a dog
fight.
"This Butsy Trimble is a thin solemn gink 'n' he almost never cracks a
smile. He's got it doped out that everybody's agin him. Peewee 'n' me
has knocked around together so much we knows each other's ways, but we
ain't never had much to do with this Butsy, so we ain't wise to him at
first.
"It ain't long till Butsy begins to figger we're tryin' to hand it to
him. He gets sour-balled about everythin' we does. We try to kid him,
but he ain't hep to a kid 'n' he don't stand fur it like he'd ought.
His favorite stunt is to say he'll take his hoss 'n' quit. He springs
this right along.
"From the start this trip gets to Peewee's funny bone. He don't do
nothin' but laugh. Butsy don't see nothin' funny about it, 'n' he gets
to thinkin' Peewee's laughin' at him.
"Peewee'll lay in the stall at night 'n' laugh 'n' laugh. Pretty soon
he'll get me goin', 'n' then we'll lay 'n' snort fur a hour. Butsy
can't go to sleep 'n' he gets wild.
"'What th' hell are you laughin' at?' he says. 'If you don't cut this
out 'n' let me get my rest I'll quit the game tomorrow!'
"It gets so I don't dare look at Peewee fur fear we'll get started 'n'
Butsy'll quit.
"At a burg called Mansfield I finds a good bunch of live ones 'n' we
grabs off three hundred life-savers. It seems to help Butsy a lot--he
acts more cheerful right away.
"'Cherries are ripe,' he says. 'Our next town's Mount Clinton. I know
every boob in it. We'll sift some change out of them Knox County
plow-pushers.'
"We ships over the B. & O. to Mount Clinton. It's rainin' when we
unloads, 'n' Butsy ain't as cheerful as he was.
"'How far is it to the track?' Peewee says to him.
"'About three miles 'n' all hills,' says Butsy.
"'How do you get out?' says Peewee.
"'We could take the street-car if it wasn't fur the hosses,' says
Butsy. 'As it is we'll have to hoof it through the mud.'
"'Look-a here,' I says to Butsy, 'there's no sense in three of us
gettin' wet. You know the way 'n' we don't. You take the hosses 'n'
we'll come out on the street-car.'
"'I thought it 'ud be like that,' says Butsy. 'You two always pick out
the soft stuff fur yourselves 'n' hand me the lemons. I guess I'll
just put my hoss back in the freight car 'n' be on my way.'
"'Now, Butsy,' I says, 'have some sense! We ain't slippin' you
nothin'. I'd take the dogs 'n' leave you 'n' Peewee ride if I knew the
way. What do you want to make a crack about quittin' fur just as the
game's gettin' good?' I says. 'We cops a neat little bundle at our
last stop, 'n' we'll grab a nice piece of change here. I feel it in my
bones.'
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