Blue Jackets; or, The Adventures of J. Thompson, A.B., Among "the Heathen Chinee": A Nautical NovelGreey, Edward
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Blue Jackets; or, The Adventures of J. Thompson, A.B., Among "the Heathen Chinee": A Nautical Novel
Greey, Edward
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
"Belle good peece chow-chow, nomba one, fust chop," replied the pilot,
who seized a bowl of rice, and a pair of chop-sticks, and proceeded to
illustrate the truth of his assertion.
Thompson hovered round the officers, and gave his opinion of the dishes,
recommending some, and warning them against others, as his fancy
suggested.
"That looks terribly like a boiled dog," he remarked to Crushe, who was
turning over a stewed fowl. "It's either that or a cat; don't you eat
none of that ere, sir."
The lieutenant left that dish; and seizing another near it, boldly
commenced to eat, shutting his eyes to any peculiarity of aspect or
taste which he met with during his meal. Puffeigh enjoyed his greatly,
but was very much disconcerted by Jerry's remark as he cleared away the
last bowl.
"Did you like the last raghot, sir?"
"Well, it wasn't bad; but why do you ask?"
"Oh! it's nothing, sir, only a fancy o' mine."
"What!--wa--what was it?" he fiercely demanded.
"Oh, a mere trifle, sir; only a hinfant's ears left in the dish, that's
all, sir; they're fond o' ears, I believe."
"Where's the dish? give it here, you fellow!"
Thompson brought forward the bowl and exhibited two substances which
certainly resembled infants' ears, but were in reality those of a young
deer, the head of which had been served up with a delicious white sauce.
Puffeigh, however, did not know this; and although he pooh pooh'd the
affair, and told Jerry that he was a thick-headed fool for his pains,
was nevertheless internally uncomfortable, so that a meal perfect in
quality and cookery gave him anything but pleasant sensations.
When the officers had finished their repast, Thompson retreated to the
back of the idol, where he feasted with the pilot. Everything might have
been compounded of dog or cat, for all he cared, as upon completing his
meal he observed to his companion, "Well, Hookey, this is the first blow
out as I've had o' your grub; and, taking it as a whole, it's werry
good, but werry rum-looking sort of stuffin;" then filling a glass with
brandy, the coxswain winked at the Celestial, and observing, "Here's
teowards you, Walker," he drank, after which, stretching himself upon
the floor, he dropped off into a profound slumber.
Hoo-kee walked out of the temple, and paid a visit to the "elders," who
proposed a friendly game of cards; and the festive youths drank samshoo
and gambled until the morning broke. Hoo-kee had met his match; and upon
counting up his losses found, not only that he had lost the fifty
dollars he had squeezed out of the head men over night, but had been
relieved of a large sum besides; but he left the party fully impressed
with the idea that, had he been allowed to play one more game, his luck
would have turned.
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