Blue Jackets; or, The Adventures of J. Thompson, A.B., Among "the Heathen Chinee": A Nautical NovelGreey, Edward
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Blue Jackets; or, The Adventures of J. Thompson, A.B., Among "the Heathen Chinee": A Nautical Novel
Greey, Edward
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
Thompson stuck to the tailor, who was not a good horseman; but the
sailor hung on to the animal as well, and in this manner got along very
nicely, until they arrived at the suburbs of the town, where the party
dismounted and partook of hot rice spirit. This increased their valour
to such a degree, that they treated their prisoner to sundry kicks and
cuffs, to show their friends how they had tamed the foreign devil. Upon
remounting they placed him on a miserable scarecrow of a horse, borrowed
from the landlord of the inn, and proceeded towards the town gates,
stopping every few yards to tell their story, and enable the women and
children to pelt the prisoner with mud, filth, or stones, or spit upon
him, as their playful fancy dictated.
Poor Jerry experienced some very rough treatment, but never for a moment
lost his pluck. When a heavier stone than usual was thrown at him, he
would turn round and cry, "Come, missis, stash it;" but otherwise he
took the proceedings as part of the rites upon such occasions, and when
a pretty girl abused him, would reply in a most admiring strain. As they
neared the gates they fell in with a party of women headed by the wife
of the bannerman who had been killed by the master. The woman was
supported by her sons, who did not seem to be much concerned about their
father's fate, as they laughed and chatted with the crowd; this was
strange, as the Chinese always profess to venerate their parents in the
highest degree.
After Choo had spoken his piece, to which the widow listened with the
deepest attention, she advanced to the prisoner, and raising her voice
to a shrill falsetto, thus addressed him, "Oh!!! you lwan lwan
(mean-looking) fuh-hwy (reptile), wo yaou ne teih naow kae (I want your
skull)." Then she proceeded with increased volubility to abuse his
father, who she declared was hangman to the devil, and his mother, who
she swore was anything but a lady; his sisters and all his female and
male relations were likewise abused, the excited widow winding up with
the following, which she poured forth in the patois of her district,
without once stopping to take breath. "Ha! white-livered bear-faced
red-nosed blue-lipped silk-haired bull-eyed pig-skin'd blood-drinking
hairy-headed man-eating woman-featured foreign devil--Ha! Haw!! Hah!!!"
"Thankee, mum, ha! ha!--I ses too, I hopes you're well."
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