Dakota Indians -- Wars, 1876 -- Fiction; Little Bighorn, Battle of the, Mont., 1876 -- Fiction; Western stories
"Dern it all, Pete, I 'm blamed if I know; leastwise, I ain't got no
sure prove-up. I tell ye thet girl's just about the toughest piece o'
rock I ever had any special call to assay. I think first I got her
good an' proper, an' then she drops out all of a sudden, an' I lose the
lead. It's mighty aggravating let me tell ye. Ye see it's this way.
She 's got some durn down East-notion that she's got ter be rescued,
an' borne away in the arms of her hero (thet's 'bout the way she puts
it), like they do in them pesky novels the Kid 's allers reading and so
I reckon I 've got ter rescue her!"
"Rescue her from whut, Jack? Thar' ain't nuthin' 'round yere just now
as I know of, less it's rats."
The lover glanced about to make sure they were alone. "Well, ye see,
Pete, maybe I 'm partly to blame. I 've sorter been entertainin' her
nights with some stories regardin' road-agents an' things o' thet sort,
while, so fur as I kin larn, thet blame chump of a McNeil hes been
fillin' her up scandalous with Injuns, until she 's plum got 'em on the
brain. Ye know a feller jist hes ter gas along 'bout somethin' like
thet, fer it's no fool job ter entertain a female thet's es frisky es a
young colt. And now, I reckon as how it's got ter be Injuns."
"Whut's got ter be Injuns?"
"Why thet outfit whut runs off with her, of course. I reckon you
fellers will stand in all right ter help pull me out o' this hole?"
Long Pete nodded.
"Well, Pete, this is 'bout whut's got ter be done, es near es I kin
figger it out. You pick out maybe half a dozen good fellers, who kin
keep their mouths shet, an' make Injuns out of 'em. 'Tain't likely she
'll ever twig any of the boys fixed up proper in thet sorter
outfit--anyhow, she'd be too durned skeered. Then you lay fer her, say
'bout next Wednesday, out in them Carter woods, when she 's comin' home
from school. I 'll kinder naturally happen 'long by accident 'bout the
head o' the gulch, an' jump in an' rescue her. _Sabe_?"
Lumley gazed at his companion with eyes expressive of admiration. "By
thunder, if you haven't got a cocoanut on ye, Jack! Lord, but thet
ought to get her a flyin'! Any shootin'?"
"Sure!" Moffat's face exhibited a faint smile at these words of
praise. "It wouldn't be no great shucks of a rescue without, an' this
hes got ter be the real thing. Only, I reckon, ye better shoot high,
so thar' won't be no hurt done."
When the two gentlemen parted, a few moments later, the conspiracy was
fully hatched, all preliminaries perfected, and the gallant rescue of
Miss Spencer assured. Indeed, there is some reason now to believe that
this desirable result was rendered doubly certain, for as Moffat moved
slowly past the Occidental on his way home, a person attired in chaps
and sombrero, and greatly resembling McNeil, was in the back room,
breathing some final instructions to a few bosom friends.
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