Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 1, April 1905Various
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Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 1, April 1905
Various
Agriculture -- Southern States -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
Mr. Chipmunk and Mrs. Chipmunk were invited. Mr. Swamp Rabbit and Mrs.
Swamp Rabbit were invited. Mr. Otter and Mrs. Otter were invited. Mr.
Mink and Mrs. Mink were invited. Mr. Groundhog and Mrs. Groundhog were
invited; but Mr. Groundhog excused himself, saying that he was afraid of
losing his shadow and becoming like the unfortunate Peter Schlemihl in
the story. Mr. and Mrs. Kildee, Mr. and Mrs. Redbird, Mr. and Mrs.
Sparrow, Mr. and Mrs. Dove, Mr. and Mrs. Quail were invited and Mr. and
Mrs. Humming-bird promised to look in on the company. Mr. and Mrs.
Thrush were invited, but announced that they could not sing, as they
were under contract, unless paid for it, or unless their manager, Mr.
Wildcat, was bidden as a guest, which, of course, could not be thought
of. All members of the Mocking-bird family were invited, and Mr.
Mocking-bird promised to bring his music, providing Mr. and Mrs. Linnet
were not of the party. Mr. Parrot and Mrs. Parrot and Mr. Goose and Mrs.
Goose were on the list to be invited; but they were later removed for
fear the one would repeat everything that was said and the other would
talk and gabble so much that nothing could be said. Mr. Rabbit suggested
inviting Mr. Stork and Mrs. Stork, old friends of the family, but Mrs.
Rabbit said that while they would be welcome as far as _she_ was
concerned, she knew that many of her friends who go much in society
would object.
On the day appointed all the guests attended and it was a goodly
company.
EVERYBODY WHO IS NOBODY.
As the invited guests arrived, some coming by water, some by land, and
some through the air—Mr. Squirrel and Mrs. Squirrel came through the
tops of the trees, sometimes jumping long distances from the limbs of
one to the limbs of another—Everybody who is Nobody crowded around the
entrance to the briar patch. Everybody who is _No_body had no tickets of
admission, but they surrounded the guests, and would have crowded in,
uninvited, were it not that Mr. ’Possum, with a large detachment of his
kinsmen, acted as policemen and drove them back. In spite of this and in
spite of the harsh means used to keep the crowd back, some of the guests
were jostled, crushed and injured.
[Illustration:
Mr. ’Possum acted as policeman and drove them back.
]
Everybody who is _No_body retired a short distance to a little knoll
that had been flung up by the uprooting of a great tree that had long
since rotted away. Everybody who is _No_body was anxious to appear on
the ground by mere accident; but Mr. Owl, who was looking on from a high
tree, knew they were all impelled by the same motive.
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