Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 1, April 1905Various
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Bob Taylor's Magazine, Vol. I, No. 1, April 1905
Various
Agriculture -- Southern States -- Periodicals; Southern States -- Periodicals
Mr. Rabbit had eaten bountifully and was somewhat drowsy and his
philosophy may not have been wholly sound. Nevertheless, he said with
much gravity and deliberation: “Happiness is what the learned ones call
a personal equation. It rests largely with ourselves. Those who
selfishly seek it never find it. Those who give it to others find their
own store increasing in exact proportion to the amount they dispense.
Happiness is like the purse of Fortunatus that could never be emptied.
You were proud of your bread and with reason. It proved that you could
do one thing well and whoso does one thing well is master of many
things. When you sought to make others happy you found no trouble. In
making others happy lies concealed the secret of our own happiness. Your
neighbors have not changed only as you have changed them. The change is
in yourself. Whenever you feel morose, despondent and unhappy, set about
to do some one some good and joy will return; because doing good to
others is life’s chief luxury, and it never palls.”
By this time Mrs. Rabbit was nodding, but Mr. Rabbit did not notice it,
so interested was he in his own wisdom and so charmed by his own
eloquence. After a slight pause they both retired to enjoy a sweet and
refreshing sleep.
[Illustration]
SUNSHINE
CONDUCTED BY THE EDITOR IN CHIEF.
GREETING.
Hope leads the builders of this magazine to believe that its explosion
can be prevented by filling it with sugar instead of dynamite.
We propose to gather our cane mostly from Southern fields and run it
through Southern cane mills and sweeten as much of the world as possible
from Southern sugar barrels; but of course our doors are open to
Northern bees, Eastern butterflies, and Western humming-birds, and
suckers from everywhere.
We believe that sugar is better for the world than dynamite, and we
propose to barrel it in bulk so that every boy and girl who loves to
read a sweet story may dive into our columns with both hands and shout
as the boy did when he got into the sure enough sugar hogshead, “O, for
a thousand tongues!” so that every old literary bug who sighs for the
sweeter side of life may gambol among our granulated tropes and
pulverized similes and dream that he is the beautifulest ant in the
sugar bowl.
The journalistic market is glutted with explosives, it is overstocked
with poisoned arrows. We believe in the philosophy that “More flies are
caught with sugar than with vinegar.”
But while this magazine shall be a colossal sugar lump, yet its
management has a whole squadron of torpedo boats, and a huge quiver of
arrows for all the enemies of the South and a stupendous tank of vinegar
as large as all the tanks of the Standard Oil Company for the spiteful
spiders and blue-bottle flies of sectional journalism. But these weapons
shall never be used so long as sugar will melt in the mouths of men and
persuade unrighteousness to bridle its tongue.
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