Boche and Bolshevik: Experiences of an Englishman in the German Army and in Russian PrisonsPrice, Hereward Thimbleby
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Boche and Bolshevik: Experiences of an Englishman in the German Army and in Russian Prisons
Price, Hereward Thimbleby
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives; World War, 1914-1918 -- Prisoners and prisons, Russian
The Red Cross stores sent by Frau von Hanneken continued to be
misused. Certain Hungarian-Jewish medical students desired to visit
the Stretensk Yoshewara, but found it rather expensive to keep up. So
the chief Austrian doctor, himself a Jew, used to give them Red Cross
stores to live on, in order that they might save money for their vices.
And men were dying of tuberculosis in the barracks because they could
not get enough nourishing food. It is not my intention to make fun
of Frau von Hanneken; she is a lady to whom I am indebted for many
services, and it is no exaggeration to say that millions of men will
remember her to their dying day with unbounded gratitude. I am only
concerned with the Jews who rendered useless so much of her good work.
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In time the different classes shook down and came to live together
in better harmony. Quarrelling of course was frequent. The officers
were said to have taken three thousand protocols, _i.e._ three
thousand formal notes had been sent in by the officers, accusing their
colleagues of some breach of military discipline. The educated soldiers
and the working-men came to live apart, and immediately began to
understand one another better. Even the thieving revealed itself only
as an expression of the good old Shavian principle: “Thou shalt starve
ere I shall starve.” I was never tired of listening to the life-stories
of the working-man. They had nearly all travelled outside Germany. It
seems that the German Trades’ Unions have special funds in order to
keep up hostels for their members in various towns throughout Europe. A
member of the Union travels almost free, except for his railway fare.
The German butchers were great travellers, and they knew all Central
Europe. The stories of their adventures seemed to come out of the
Arabian Nights. Here is one that happened to a butcher at Brussels. He
was out of a job, and was wandering along one Sunday very disconsolate.
Two servant girls met him, and, struck by his woeful countenance, they
tried to cheer him up. They went to the cinematograph together and
drank their coffee, and afterwards the girls refused to say good-bye to
him, but took him to their home. Apparently they had been left by some
count in charge of a fine house, and here the butcher lived for a few
weeks the life of a Belgian nobleman. He wore the silks and fine linen
of the count, smoked his cigars, drank his rare liqueurs, perfumed
himself with his exquisite scents, and even descended into his marble
bath. Then one day the girls came to him and said he must go, as the
count was expected back. That night he returned to his old haunts and
had a supper of pigs’ trotters swilled down with beer: he thought it
was the nicest in his life. “Isn’t it curious,” he added, “that the
nicest parts of a pig are also the cheapest?” I ventured to disagree.
“Why,” he said, “everybody knows that pigs’ trotters, pigs’ ears, and
a pig’s snout are the nicest parts of a pig, and they are much the
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