I remember another London manager who was before Duck’s time, and who
possessed some of his peculiarities. This was Giovanelli, who engaged in
theatrical and other entertainments in the east and north of the town.
How this extraordinary individual came by the name Giovanelli I never
knew. He was a Cockney Jew, with all the engaging characteristics of
that delightful hybrid. His friends called him “Jo” for short. He had
seen the world, had Giovanelli. Among other places which he had visited
was Australia. It was on returning from that colony, I think, he adopted
the rolling Italian name which he bore in after-life. What name he went
out in is one of those interesting facts lost to the annals of the stage.
Besides running a theatre in the East End, the versatile “Jo” acted as a
low comedian. He did not, however, quite fancy himself in the dual role
of actor-manager, and neither, indeed, did the public. Therefore he
always engaged a low comedian in his company to supplement his own
efforts in that line. Indeed, the low comedian was the most important
member of East End companies, the “comic relief” in melodrama being
greatly to the taste of the untutored patrons. “Jo” once engaged an
actor who seemed to go all right at rehearsal, but who on the first night
excited the sibilation of “the bird.” At the end of the performance
Giovanelli sent for him. He handed him some golden coins.
“That’s your week’s salary, my boy. You needn’t come again.”
“I demand your reason for this summary dismissal,” said the chagrined
performer, standing greatly on his dignity.
“Well,” said Giovanelli, shrugging his shoulders, “if you _will_ ’ave
it—it’s because you’re a dam bad low comedian.”
“And what price _you_ as a comedian?” exclaimed the other.
“I know, I know, my boy,” replied Giovanelli, in his oily, deprecating
way; “but, you see, the public won’t stand _two_ dam bad low comedians.”
Some time since I saw in the Death advertisements of the _Times_ an
announcement of the decease of Mr. Richard Barnard. “Dick” Barnard was
one of the most impenetrable mysteries of the Strand. He was always well
dressed; he posed as a racing man, as a journalist, as a _flâneur_. He
managed to procure first-night invitations to all the important premiers.
He had scraped an acquaintance with some of the best-known men on the
turf, and was hand-in-glove with theatrical managers. The major portion
of his time was spent in Romano’s bar. But, for all his pose, Barnard
never owned a race-horse, never was a journalist, never had the slightest
interest in the stage. His success was founded on a well-groomed person,
a supercilious manner, the judicious communication of any good racing
information that came his way, and—indomitable cheek. For Dick was an
adventurer pure and simple, having abandoned the career of
billiard-marker in Birmingham for the greater possibilities of the
Metropolis.
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