There can be little doubt that Odell deliberately adopted the pose of an
eccentric. He enjoyed the surprise and interest occasioned by his
appearance when he promenaded the Strand. He had a thin, clean-shaven
face which would have been ascetic were it not for a perennial smile. He
wore his hair long; rolling down on his shoulders, it fell in a brown
cascade. Above was a wide black sombrero tilted rakishly on one side.
His coat—worn summer and winter—was an ulster cut very wide in the skirt.
He walked with a curious swaying gait which caused the ulster to undulate
its skirts from side to side. If his object were to attract public
attention to his person, he most undoubtedly succeeded. Country cousins
encountering the strange figure were sure to spot him as a celebrity of
some sort, and inquire as to his identity. Every gamin, in that
thoroughfare of gamins, was ready with the answer:
“’Im? W’y, that’s Odell, the hactor!”
Odell has a very pretty wit of his own, and there is no member of the
Savage Club—of which he is one of the oldest members—who can hope to get
the better of him in repartee. I remember hearing him sit very severely
on a pompous member of the old Lancaster Club, in the Savoy. Odell
happened to invite one or two of his friends to drink with him. The rude
and pompous person approached the group, and Odell, on hospitality
intent, invited him to have a drink.
“Thanks,” replied the would-be wit, “I only drink with gentlemen.”
“Then, sir,” flashed out Odell, without a moment’s hesitation, “let me
assure you that _you will never die of delirium tremens_!”
Odell’s age has always been as profound a mystery as his place of
residence. Much time and ingenuity have been expended by his associates
in the endeavour to unravel these mysteries. As the place of his birth
has never been divulged, there is an insuperable difficulty in obtaining
information under the first head; while as to the second, he has never
been known to leave his club until all the other members have departed.
Of all London, Odell holds the record of “latest to bed.” The genial
Bohemian has in his old age been very well treated by his clubs—more
particularly by the Savage. But what the Savage Club would be without
Odell one cannot imagine. The chief of the Bohemian clubs cannot afford
to lose the chief of the Bohemians.
Your average pressman, with an observing eye and an open mind, is bound
to knock up against a greater number of charlatans than the member of any
other profession. For publicity is to the charlatan the breath of his
nostrils, and the Press is the most potent engine in procuring publicity
of which the charlatan has any knowledge. And it will be borne in mind
that your properly-constituted charlatan does not at all care what
description of publicity he attains so long as the quantity is all right.
“Better be damned than mentioned not at all”
is his motto. Notoriety rather than celebrity is his aim.
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