Two foreign gentlemen who refused to give their names, but who had some
important intelligence to convey, called at my office. I signalled down
that I would see them. I expected men in European garb. But the two
weird creatures who shuffled into my sanctum were clothed in undressed
animal skins reaching almost to their feet. They were shod in the same
material. And their head-dress was also a fur so fashioned that only the
eyes and nose of the individuals were visible. The curious part of the
equipment was that the visitors carried pistols in their skin belts. I
think that it was this little circumstance that “gave the show away.” I
looked very hard at the taller of the two men, and then, feeling sure in
my surmise, I said cheerily:
“My dear O’Donovan, how are you? I’m delighted to see you.”
“Faith, I knew you’d know me!” he declared, in a tone that entirely
disguised his disappointment. “Come out and have a drink.”
Now, this hospitable invitation placed me in something of a dilemma. For
in the first place I did not wish to offend O’Donovan by refusing, and in
the second I had no desire to walk up Fleet Street in the company of
companions so strangely clad. I suggested that, if O’Donovan and his
friend would go on to the “Cheese,” I would follow when I had finished
writing the letter on which I was then busy.
“That’s a beastly picture of Dizzy,” said O’Donovan quietly. He had
taken his revolver from his belt, and was pointing with it to “Ape’s”
cartoon of Beaconsfield which hung opposite my desk.
I understood the hint. I rose and accompanied my remorseless friend. My
worst anticipations were realized when I reached the office door. Quite
a large crowd of Fleet Street loafers—and I think that in the Street of
Adventure we could have boasted of as many loafers to the square yard as
any thoroughfare in London—pressed round the door. The Fleet Street
loafer is often exhilarated by the sight of strange visitors; but he had
never yet seen visitors quite so strange as these. The crowd did not
make any demonstration. But Cockney criticisms of the general appearance
of my companions were freely bandied about. We had to cross the street
and encounter the jibes of cab-drivers and omnibus cads. The crowd
followed us right up to the doors of the tavern to which I had been
invited. Here was another assembly. For O’Donovan had already visited
the Cheshire Cheese, and had announced his intention of returning to
lunch. I believe that old Moore had during that afternoon the most
anxious time of his life. The fun waxed fast and furious. But there is
safety in a multitude of any kind, and the intrepid traveller had so many
friends and admirers in this gathering that I was soon able to slip away
unnoticed.
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