I once spent some hours in the house of a bookmaker, and had an
opportunity of studying the penciller’s _ménage_. I had often had a bet
with Andy Anderson. His prices were a trifle short, but he was an
agreeable man to do business with—jovial, good-tempered, and amusing.
After a day’s racing at Hurst Park, he overtook “Boris” of the _Referee_
and myself, and suggested a “lift” as far as Surbiton—without consulting
us as to whether or not Surbiton was on our way home. “Boris”—who in
private life was Mr. Harry Bromhead—accepted the invitation. We were
given the back seats on Andy’s jobbed landau and pair, the bookie and his
clerk facing us, and his “runner” sitting on the box. The carriage
eventually drew up at a detached house standing back from an umbrageous
front-garden in one of the most highly respectable avenues in Surbiton.
The spick-and-span appearance of the façade of the “desirable family
residence” suggested the home of a prosperous stockbroker—a class of
sportsman then affecting the neighbourhood. Anderson got out, followed
by his guests. The landau bowled off with the clerk and the “runner”
aboard, and Andy effusively invited us to enter.
We were shown into the drawing-room, where we found Mrs. Anderson—a
remarkably fine woman, with much of her husband’s easy good
temper—petting a remarkably uninteresting mongrel. Then occurred one of
those incidents which illustrated a strange boyish side of Andy’s
character. Having formally introduced us to his wife, he gazed at the
dog on her lap with an expression of amazement and admiration, and asked,
with great seriousness:
“Where did you get that dog, my dear?”
“Bought him off a man on the tow-path,” replied Mrs. Andy.
“What did you give?” he inquired.
“Five shillings.”
“Good heavens!” exclaimed Andy, “you’ve had a better day on the tow-path
than I’ve had on the course. Why, that dog is worth fifty quid. You
take great care of him, my dear.”
“What breed is he?” asked Mrs. Anderson.
“He’s a tripe-hound,” answered Andy, without moving a muscle, and still
regarding the wretched animal with the satisfied air of an expert.
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