I can testify personally that, when I knew him, Horace Voules was
perfectly sound in the matter of his aspirates. To me, indeed, he
appeared to be over-solicitous about them.
No sooner had “Labby,” as he began to be called, got his venture
launched, than he opened an attack on the owners of the _Daily Telegraph_
in the most systematic, sustained, and unrelenting vein of personal
journalism. Mr. Labouchere’s memoirs, which are in hand, may perhaps
relate that old story. It is no business of mine to stir up the puddle.
Man of the world, politician, diplomatist, cool-headed as Labouchere had
always proved himself, he here undoubtedly permitted himself to be
betrayed into a series of libels on an old friend, which were in no way
creditable to him. His attacks thereafter were legitimate crusades
against the undetected jackals who prey on the public. And the public is
considerably in his debt in respect of them. While as to his more
piquant and personal libels, it must be reluctantly admitted that their
appearance and the circumstances which resulted from them added
considerably to the jocundity of those Fleet Street days.
There were quite a number of stories current then as illustrating the
delightful insouciance of Labouchere. Here are four of them:
When he was in the diplomatic service, he was sent on a mission to St.
Petersburg. Before starting he had a dispute with the Foreign Office
about his expenses. F.O. had its idea of the scale; Labouchere had his.
But the Office refused to reconsider its decision. Labouchere took his
leave, crossed the Channel, and was, to all appearance, lost. A week
after the appointed time he had not arrived at St. Petersburg. A
representative of F.O. was sent out on his trail. He was traced to
Paris, and from thence to Vienna, where he was run to earth. In reply to
his discoverer, he coolly said:
“The Foreign Office refused to pay me my expenses, and _I’m walking to
St. Petersburg_.”
He was at one time Attaché at our Embassy in Washington. The Minister
was suddenly recalled to London, and Labouchere was left in charge. On
the morning following the departure of the Ambassador, one of the members
of the United States Government called. “Minister in?” he inquired
curtly of Labouchere. “Not in,” replied Labby, lighting a cigarette.
“Guess I’ll call again,” said the big politician. “Ah, do!” said
Labouchere sweetly. An hour afterwards the same Great Man again put in
an appearance. “Minister in yet?” he inquired sharply. “Not yet,”
answered Labouchere from behind the paper which he was reading. “Can you
give me any idea when he _will_ be back?” asked the important senator
impatiently. “I haven’t the remotest idea: _he sailed for Europe
yesterday_,” was the soft answer not altogether calculated to turn away
wrath.
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