When he stood for Northampton, Labouchere’s colleague was Charles
Bradlaugh, who frankly avowed his atheism to the shoemakers and other
horny-handed artisans who were his supporters. Now, Labouchere, who was
an old campaigner, knew that the Liberals of the constituency would not
stand _two_ atheists. The moment his address was circulated, the
Nonconformists took fright, and, although religious topics were
altogether absent from the astute candidate’s pronunciamento, eager
Dissent sniffed heterodoxy in every line of it. Labouchere thereupon sat
down and wrote an autograph letter to every Nonconformist divine, on the
register and off it, asking each of them to meet him, and for the purpose
of discussing those topics which all good Liberals hold dear. He hired
the biggest room in his hotel. He had a line of chairs drawn up in
uncompromising rows along the two principal side-walls. At the end of
the room was a table with a tumbler and a carafe of water. Lying
promiscuously around were copies of the _Daily News_ and the _Christian
World_. The invited ministers turned up to a man. The candidate’s agent
met them and conducted them, with every demonstration of respect, to the
seats allotted to them. When Labouchere, waiting in an ante-chamber, was
informed that they were all come, he entered the room. He bowed right
and left, a sad smile on his lips, a black suit enveloping his person,
and a general air of Chadband emanating from all parts of him. He took
his place behind the table, poured out a tumbler of water, drank it down
with all the gusto of one who thoroughly enjoyed it, and forthwith
addressed his sad audience.
“My reverend friends,” he began, “I have invited you to meet me in order
that we may interchange views on those topics which are of first-class
importance to Liberals, and more especially to Liberals attached to the
great, influential Nonconforming bodies. But before proceeding to the
consideration of mere worldly matters, I shall ask the Reverend Mr.
So-and-So to engage in a few words of prayer, beseeching the Lord’s
blessing on our deliberations.”
That did the trick for him at Northampton.
“That gentleman an atheist!” said the Reverend Mr. So-and-So to a friend
as they left the hotel. “He’s the first political candidate I ever knew
to ask the Divine guidance in his campaign. He shall have my vote and
my—er—little influence.”
Those who know anything about the depth of Labouchere’s religious
feelings and the extent of his personal affection for Dissenters will
best appreciate the humour of the situation.
When Labouchere was member for Middlesex—that was long before the
Northampton days—the Lord Taunton who sat in the Upper House was his
uncle. A member of the House of Commons who had mistaken the
relationship addressed Labouchere one day on the Lobby.
“Ah, Labouchere,” he said, “I’ve just been in the other House, and I
heard your father deliver a most admirable address.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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