If, however, we rejoice in the erection of palaces on sites once occupied
by rookeries, we must surely sometimes experience a pang of regret over
the disappearance of the eccentric characters of the town—the quaint
Londoners who made a living out of their eccentricities or their
afflictions. Those of them who were not removed disappeared, no doubt,
owing to natural causes. But no successor was admitted to have a valid
claim to the vacant place. The streets are clear of mendicant freaks,
and even of those quaint itinerants who performed on the chance of a
public recognition of their exhibitions. Codlin and Short no longer—as
in the _Punch_ pictures of John Leech—set up their stage in West End
squares. The man in soiled tights who released himself from ropes coiled
and knotted by confederates in the crowd is never seen nowadays
attempting his performance in the mouth of a “no-thoroughfare.” His
dirty fleshings would scarcely be tolerated even on a race-course. On
second thoughts, I omit him from the odd street characters whom I miss
from the London thoroughfares.
But there should have been someone of his household to carry on the
tradition of the little cripple who used to sit on the pavement in front
of the National Gallery in Trafalgar Square, making weird noises on a
German concertina. Close by, in the mouth of Suffolk Street, Pall Mall
East, a most respectable young man exhibited a “happy family” in a large
cage. It was a most instructive lesson in natural history, and an
illustration of the power of man over cats, canaries, rats, mice, dogs,
and other specimens of what are popularly known as “the lower animals,”
and many a morning have I stood entranced as I watched a white mouse play
with the whiskers of a cat, or seen a fox-terrier invite the familiarity
of an exceedingly maleficent-looking rodent. There was some ethical
teaching to be picked up also, for no doubt the result achieved by the
showman was entirely the effect of moral suasion. “It is all done by
kindness,” as the showman of the circus used to say.
Then there was the old fellow who used to sweep the crossing at the top
of King Street, where it enters St. James’s Square. He was a rubicund
customer, whose whole person seemed to reek of much good ale. He was
dressed in the pink of the hunting-field, and wore the picturesque
hunting-cap of the shires. He could scarcely have been a M.F.H. fallen
on evil times, and haunting the clubland of the days of his vanity.
Perhaps he was a huntsman or a whipper-in grown too fat or too bibulous
for his work. He had certainly selected an eligible “pitch,” and must
have acquired a nice competence from the fogeys, old and middle-aged, who
used his crossing. His attractive livery should have descended—for I
deem the original wearer long since the victim of another sort of
crossing—to an emulous son. The world is growing too drab. And even an
æsthetic crossing-sweeper might do somewhat to improve its colour scheme.
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