"Miss Marguerite," he said huskily, "don't think I'm an awful outsider
and a perfect rotter, dear old typewriter."
"Of course I don't," she said a little faintly for Bones's arm was
about her.
"Don't think," said Bones, his voice trembling, "that I am a naughty
old philanderer; but somehow, dear old miss, being alone with you, and
all that sort of stuff----"
And he bent and kissed her, and at that moment the light that never
went out came on again with extraordinary fierceness, as though to make
up for its temporary absence without leave.
And these two young people were focused as in a limelight, and were not
only visible from the car, but visible for miles around.
"Dear me!" said Bones.
The girl said nothing. She shaded her eyes from the light as she
walked back. As for Bones, he climbed into the driver's seat with the
deliberation of an old gentleman selecting a penny chair in the park,
and said, without turning his head:
"It's the road to the left."
"I'm glad," said Hamilton, and made no comment even when Bones took the
road to the right.
They had gone a quarter of a mile along this highway when the lamp went
out. It went out with as unexpected and startling suddenness as
before. Bones jingled the key, then turned.
"You wouldn't like to get out, dear old Ham, and have a look round,
would you?"
"No, Bones," said Hamilton drily. "We're quite comfortable."
"You wouldn't like to get down, my jolly old typewriter?"
"No, thank you," said Miss Marguerite Whitland with decision.
"Oh!" said Bones. "Then, under the circumstances, dear old person,
we'd all better sit here until----"
At that moment the light came on. It flooded the white road, and the
white road was an excellent wind-screen against which the bending head
of Bones was thrown into sharp relief.
The car moved on. At regular intervals the light that never went out
forsook its home-loving habits and took a constitutional. The
occupants of the ear came to regard its eccentricities with philosophy,
even though it began to rain, and there was no hood.
On the outskirts of Guildford, Bones was pulled up by a policeman, who
took his name because the lights were too bright. On the other side of
Guildford he was pulled up by another policeman because he had no light
at all. Passing through Kingston, the lamp began to flicker, sending
forth brilliant dots and dashes, which continued until they were on
Putney Common, where the lamp's message was answered from a camp of Boy
Scouts, one signalman of the troop being dragged from his bed for the
purpose, the innocent child standing in his shirt at the call of duty.
"A delightful day," said Hamilton at parting that night. (It was
nearly twelve o'clock.) "I'm sorry you've had so much trouble with
that lamp, Bones. What did you call it?"
"I say, old fellow," said Bones, ignoring the question, "I hope, when
you saw me picking a spider off dear old Miss Marguerite's shoulder,
you didn't--er--think anything?"
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