I was claimed as one of their noble fraternity before we were many
stages on the road; and although I am happy to say I was not compelled
to take part in their potations, for the simple reason that they had
none left to offer me, I was constrained to sing songs, shout shouts,
abjure allegiance to the Union Jack, and utter aspirations for the long
life of Charlie Parnell and Father Mickey (I believe that was the
reverend gentleman's name), and otherwise abase myself, for the sake of
peace, and to prevent my head making acquaintance with the shillalahs of
the company. I got a little tired of it after a few hours' incessant
bawling, and was rather glad, by the assistance of a few half-crowns
(which I fervently trusted the manager would allow me to charge to his
account), to escape their company at Preston, and seek the shelter of a
more secluded compartment for the rest of the way.
I found one occupied by two files of soldiers in charge of a couple of
deserters, and in this genial company performed the remainder of the
journey in what would have been something like comfort but for the
ominous gusts of wind and rain which, as we neared the coast, buffeted
the carriage window, and promised a particularly ugly night for any one
contemplating a sea voyage.
Sub-Chapter II.
BOWLED OUT.
When we reached Fleetwood it was blowing (so I heard some one say) "half
a cap." I privately wondered what a whole cap must be like; for it was
all I could do, by leaning hard up against the wind, and holding on my
hat--a chimney-pot hat, by the way--to tack up the platform and fetch
round for the Belfast steamer, which lay snorting and plunging
alongside.
It takes a very good sailor to be cheerful under such circumstances. I
felt profoundly melancholy and wished myself safe at home in my bed.
The sight of the black and red funnel swaying to and fro raised qualms
in me which, although still on _terra firma_, almost called for the
intervention of a friendly steward. Alas! friend there was none.
In my desperation I was tempted basely to compromise with duty. How did
I know Michael McCrane was on the steamer at all? He might have dropped
out at any one of a dozen wayside stations between Bletchley and here.
Indeed the probability was that he had. Or--and I felt almost
affectionately towards him as the thought crossed my mind--even if he
had come so far, he, like myself, might be a bad sailor, and prefer to
spend the night on this side of the angry Channel. I could have
forgiven him much, I felt, had I been sure of that.
In any case, I asked myself earnestly, was I justified in running my
employers into the further expense of a return ticket to Belfast without
being reasonably sure that I was on the right track? And _was_ I
reasonably sure? Was I even--
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