What it was all about I cannot imagine; all I know is that that evening,
in the meadows near C--, a wretched Cockney, in a battered chimney-pot
hat, and carrying an umbrella, was wantonly run to earth by a handful of
natives, and that an hour later the same unhappy person was clapped in
the village lock-up for the night as a suspicious character! It had all
been tending to this. Fate had marked me for her own, and run me down
at last. Perhaps I _was_ a criminal after all, and did not know it. At
any rate, I was too fatigued to care much what happened. I "reserved my
defence," as they say in the police courts, and resigned myself to spend
the night as comfortably as possible in the comparative seclusion of a
small apartment which, whatever may have been its defects, compared most
favourably with the cabin in which I had lain the night before.
It was about ten o'clock next morning before I had an opportunity of
talking my case over with the inspector, and suggesting to him he had
better let me go. He, good fellow, at once fell in with my wishes,
after hearing my statement, and in his anxiety to efface any unpleasant
impressions, I suppose, proposed an adjournment to the "Hotel" to drink
"siccess to the ould counthree."
The proposed toast was not sufficiently relevant to the business I had
on hand to allure me, so I made my excuses and hastened to the telegraph
office to ascertain whether they had any message for me there.
They had. It was from my manager, as I expected; but the contents were
astounding--
"Return at once. Robber captured here. Keep down expenses."
It would be hard to say which of these three important sentences struck
me as the most cruel. I think the last.
I was standing in the street, staring blankly at the missive, when I was
startled beyond measure by feeling a hand on my shoulder, and a voice
pronouncing my name--
"Samuels!"
It was Michael McCrane. But not the Michael McCrane I knew in the City,
or the one I had seen going below on board the steamer. He wore a
frock-coat and light trousers, lavender gloves, and a hat--glorious
product of that identical box--in which you might see your own face. A
rose was in his button-hole, his hair was brushed, his collar was white,
and his chin was absolutely smooth.
"Whatever are you doing here?" he asked.
"Oh," faltered I, for I was fairly overcome, both by my own misfortunes
and his magnificent appearance, "nothing; only a--a little business run,
you know, for the manager."
"I didn't know we had any customers in these parts."
"Well no. But, I say, what are _you_ doing here?"
"Business too," said he--"grave business. By the way, Samuels, have you
got any better clothes than these?"
Here was a question. And from Michael McCrane!
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