Giant Cormorants Hotel: Fifty members of the West Anglian
Anthropomorphic Society, under the conduct of Professor Hardhide.
Giant Galligantus's Hotel: Eighty-two visitors have arrived within the
last two days. There will be vacancies in a week.
Notice.--The band will play daily in Blunderbore Park. Public
receptions by the Giants in the pump-room every afternoon. Private "At
Homes" every evening. Applications should be made early.
Departure.--Since our last report one visitor has left Giants' Bay. As
he omitted to discharge his hotel bill, we forbear, pending proceedings,
to publish his name.
From the _West Anglian Anthropomorphism_, July 1st.
A party of fifty of our members, under the distinguished conduct of
Professor Hardhide, our President, have gone to explore the natural and
animal beauties of Giants' Bay. It is expected that the excursion will
result in much valuable information respecting the celebrated tall men
of that famous resort. Our colleagues, we understand, are occupying
Giant Cormoran's commodious hotel, and are much delighted with the
arrangements made by their genial host for their comfort. A meeting of
the society is summoned for September 1st, to hear the report of their
interesting investigations.
From the _Rouen Weekly Supplement_, July 1st.
Nous avons l'honneur d'annoncer que nos concitoyens distingues, Monsieur
Alphonse Froggi, avec sa charmante femme et jolie enfant sont partis
hier par le paquet. On dit que leur destination est la Baie des
Geantes, a l'Angleterre, ou ils resteront a l'Hotel Geant Blunderbore.
From the _London Times_, July 1st.
Major-General Sir Cap a Pie has been ordered for his health to the south
coast, and leaves to-day, with family and suite, for Giant Blunderbore's
Hotel, Giants' Bay.
From the _Lincoln Daily Gossip_, June 30th.
After a season of unusual fatigue we are happy to be able to announce
that our eloquent townsman, the Reverend Simon Cellarer, has at last
decided to give himself a long-earned rest, and has left this day
(Tuesday) for Cornwall, where he will spend a few weeks in seclusion at
Giants' Bay. The reverend gentleman has, we are glad to say, taken his
tricycle with him.
From the _Excursionist's Guide_.
Advertisement.--Cheap Daily Excursions. Special facilities. Return
tickets at the price of single. Magnificent air. Sea bathing. Fine
hotels--Blunderbore, Cormoran and Galligantus. Hundreds of visitors
daily.
From the _Scampingtonian_ (the Holiday Number of the Scampington School
Magazine).
The following from a Pie minor will be read with interest by our
readers:--
"Blunderbore's, Giants' Bay.
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