Bildungsromans; Humorous stories; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Millionaires -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
"Lothario has a pain," whispered "Rip" Van Winkle sympathetically, and
Brewster laughed. Peggy did not hesitate an instant after hearing the
laugh. She walked straight toward the sheik. Her cheeks were pink and
her eyes were flashing dangerously. The persistent brown slaves
followed with the jewels, but she ignored them completely. Brave as she
intended to be, she could not repress the shudder of repulsion that
went over her as she looked full upon this eager Arab.
Graceful and slender she stood before the burly Mohammed, but his ardor
was not cooled by the presence of so many witnesses. With a thud he
dropped to his knees, wabbling for a moment in the successful effort to
maintain a poetic equilibrium. Then he began pouring forth volumes of
shattered French, English and Arabic sentiment, accompanied by facial
contortions so intense that they were little less than gruesome.
"Oh, joy of the sun supreme, jewel of the only eye, hearken to the
entreaty of Mohammed." It was more as if he were commanding his troops
in battle than pleading for the tender compassion of a lady love. "I am
come for you, queen of the sea and earth and sky. My boats are here, my
camels there, and Mohammed promises you a palace in the sun-lit hills
if you will but let him bask forever in the glory of your smile." All
this was uttered in a mixture of tongues so atrocious that "Subway"
Smith afterward described it as a salad. The retinue bowed impressively
and two or three graceless Americans applauded as vigorously as if they
were approving the actions of a well-drilled comic opera chorus.
Sailors were hanging in the rigging, on the davits and over the deck
house roof.
"Smile for the gentleman, Peggy," commanded Brewster delightedly. "He
wants to take a short bask."
"You are very rude, Mr. Brewster," said Peggy, turning upon him coldly.
Then to the waiting, expectant sheik: "What is the meaning of this
eloquence?"
Mohammed looked bewildered for a moment and then turned to the
interpreter, who cleared up the mystery surrounding her English. For
the next three or four minutes the air was filled with the "Jewels of
Africa," "Star," "Sunlight," "Queen," "Heavenly Joy," "Pearl of the
Desert," and other things in bad English, worse French, and perfect
Arabic. He was making promises that could not be redeemed if he lived a
thousand years. In conclusion the gallant sheik drew a long breath,
screwed his face into a simpering grin and played his trump card in
unmistakable English. It sounded pathetically like "You're a peach."
An indecorous roar went up from the white spectators and a jacky in the
rigging, suddenly thinking of home, piped up with a bar or two from
"The Star Spangled Banner."
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