Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and MisinventionStrang, Herbert
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Bright Ideas: A Record of Invention and Misinvention
Strang, Herbert
Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Inventors -- Juvenile fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Juvenile fiction
During the hour-long oration Eves was up and down several times, noting
with satisfaction that the mercury was steadily rising, yet a little
doubtful whether it would reach the critical point before the close of
the meeting. He noticed towards the end of the hour that the heat was
telling on some members of the audience. Women were fanning themselves;
two or three plethoric farmers had fallen asleep: all the Tommies had
unbuttoned their tunics. "Some fug, mate!" one of them remarked in a
stage whisper. Eves only smiled in answer; he had seen that the mercury
now touched 74°, and having stoked up the furnace to its full capacity,
was satisfied that he could do no more, and stood among the soldiers.
The great speech ended in wild and whirling words: the speaker sat down
amid applause, and Noakes arose.
"Now, my friends, we’ve heard a terrible fine speech, that we have, and
I agree with every word of it. Afore I call upon our candidate—he’ll be
our member to-morrow—to propose a vote of thanks to our comrade, I’ve a
thing or two to say for to bring it home to the hearts o’ the men and
women o’ Pudlington. Capitalism, as he truly said, is the deadly poison
as is driving a nail into the roots o’ the nation: I couldn’t say better
nor that. Well, then, neighbours all, what I do say is, don’t ’ee go
and vote for no capitalist as belongs to a covey of profiteers, birds of
prey as peck out the vitals o’ the widder and the orphan. Ah,
neighbours! my heart bleeds as I think o’ the poor lone widder woman as
pays dear for her bread, and can’t get no cheese, scraping to pay the
rate collector as he——"
"Who raised Widow Pouncey’s rent?" came a clear voice from the back of
the hall.
The mayor paused, and cast a swift glance in the direction of the
questioner. He had recognised the voice, and sought for that
well-remembered figure in officer’s khaki. The somnolent audience was
roused, every head was turned, many people had risen from their seats.
Mrs. Pouncey, who had been dozing, her head constantly wobbling over
towards Templeton’s shoulder, suddenly sat erect, and exclaimed with a
cry of delight: "That’s Mr. Eves at last, bless him!" Eves himself,
having launched his question, and ascertained that the mercury stood at
75°, turned with a smile towards the eager Tommies who wanted to know
all about Widow Pouncey.
Noakes recovered from the shock before the first thrill of excitement
had passed off.
"’Tis low manners to interrupt," he said in his smoothest tones, still
trying to discover Eves’s whereabouts, but in vain. "I was a-going to
say——"
"Answer the question!" came in a chorused roar from the soldiers. "Who
raised Widow Pouncey’s rent?"
"Shall I tell ’em, sir?" whispered Mrs. Pouncey.
"No, no!" advised Templeton, anxious to avoid publicity. "Better say
nothing."
"Ay, I be that shy, and the room so terrible hot."
"As chairman of this meeting," said Noakes, with a patient smile, "I
rule that questions can’t be asked now."
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