Brighter Britain! (Volume 2 of 2): or Settler and Maori in Northern New ZealandHay, W. Delisle (William Delisle)
History
Brighter Britain! (Volume 2 of 2): or Settler and Maori in Northern New Zealand
Hay, W. Delisle (William Delisle)
Ethnology -- New Zealand; Māori (New Zealand people); New Zealand -- Description and travel
This most gracious lady informs us that the proprietor of her bar is
about to erect an hotel on the new field, and that she is going up
to tend bar there. But it appears that the glorious profession of
which she is a member is not what it was. Certain regulations that
mine-owners have lately made, anent the taking of "specimens" from
the mines by the paid miners, have almost destroyed a poor girl's
chances. She relates a legend about "the first barmaid" who appeared
at Grahamstown, her predecessor at this very bar. That lady was the
cynosure and magnet for countless courtiers, of course, and she would
seem to have been a very practical and square-headed young woman. Her
many admirers found that to gain a word, a look, a smile, a ravishment
of whatever kind, it was needful to offer a frequent "specimen" for the
lady's acceptance.
"She was dashing, you know, but not a beauty by any means," says our
informant, with a toss of her be-chignoned head. After a few months,
she sent a boxful of "specimens," the cherished donations of her
hundred slaves, to be crushed at one of the batteries. They realized,
so rumour hath it, some ten or twelve thousand pounds. And the fair
one, satisfied with having blandished this pile out of the Thames, and
probably finding her opportunities at an end, winged her triumphant
flight back to England.
The gorgeous and bedizened beauty who treats us to this tale, hopes to
do likewise at Ohinemuri. Her attractions are greater than those of
the lucky princess she has been telling us about; or, no doubt, she
secretly considers that they are. She hopes to see us at her new bar,
and trusts we will remember to bring her a "specimen" now and then.
This with a flash of black eyes, that makes the giant Little'un shiver
with emotion in his number fourteen boots, and leaves us both helpless
victims of the siren.
The afternoon of the next day finds us on board the river steamer,
making our way to the spot where, as we fondly hope, fortune lies
waiting for us. The steamer is cram full, of course, but the voyage
is not to be a long one. Although the Thames river is navigable for
nearly fifty miles, up to the base of Aroha Mountain, we have not got
to go very far up it. Something under a score of miles separates the
new gold-field from Grahamstown. Perhaps a dozen miles from the mouth
of the river we enter its tributary, the Ohinemuri creek. The whole
district around is known as the Ohinemuri Plains, being a portion of
the lower valley of the Thames.
Our experience of the Grahamstown neighbourhood had led us to expect
anything but a picturesque country. We are agreeably disappointed. The
river winds through what are called plains here, but the term is only
relatively applied. The "plains" are broken with spurs and undulations
from the higher ranges that bound them, and the country is anything but
one uniform level.
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