then father sed have you did ennything rong to
ennyone Albert whitch mite want to get even with
you and old J. Albert he sed he hadent done rong
to a living sole as far as he gnew and he sed i
gess George they must have got in the rong side
of the house and they ment it for you insted of me
and father sed that may be so Albert but it is almity
quear that they shood call me J. Albert Clark and
hang the sine on your side of the house and J.
Albert dident know what to say to this and so he
sed i gess that is quear but peeple do quear things
sumtimes. then father sed have you heard how
they hung a snaping tirtle on old man Tiltons doorgnob
and rung his bell and he went to the door and
got so badly bit that it took 3 docters to sow him
up. and old J. Albert sed no i dident hear of it
George. is it trew? and father sed i was told
so last nite and i understand other peeple has been
warned and assaulted, and in evry case it has been
a prety meen man. and J. Albert sed well i dont
know what ennyone has got agenst me and if necesery
i shall have a poliseman stay here nites and
father sed it looks to as if it was only the beginning
of sum prety desperit work but if ennything happens
jest gnock on the wall and i will come in on
the gump.
and old J. Albert sed thank you George i know
i can alwys relie on you and father sed you can
Albert you can but i am afrade you are in for sumthing
verry serius but we must hoap for the best.
so then we went in to breckfast and when we got in
father began to laff and sed there i have give miss
Nancy sumthing to wurry about to pay him for
rasing my rent last month. he wont dass to go
down town nites enny moar than old Ike Shute.
i sed to father dont you think the Terible 3 will
do sumthing feerful to him and father sed no they
may roten eg him or sumthing like that but they
wont hirt him. i sed do you supose it is big fellers
or little fellers and father sed it must be big fellers
becaus little fellers coodent ty up a snaping tirtles
mouth and coodent ty him to a doorgnob. i figger
it is sum big rowdys that want to be smart. it
must be sum fellers that aint been to school mutch
for that sine is spelt rong in 2 or 3 plaices. so i
dident say enny moar and the hack come for father
and he got in and went to the trane and i felt better.
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