this afternoon there wasent enny school and i
thougt i wood have sum fun. i went down to Ed
Toles but he had went to drive a man to North Kamton.
Frank Hanes had went sumwhere when i
went up to his house. then i went up to the Chadwicks
but they and Parson Otis and Fatty Gilman
had went sumwhere but nobody gnew where. then
i went home and found that Potter Goram and Chick
Chickering had come down with there butterfli nets
to get me to go and get sum lait buterflise. i tell
you i hipered down to Moultons field and they
wasent there and then up to the grove and they
wasent there. then i went home feeling prety
loansum.
well there wasent ennything to do for fun so i
split sum wood and then mother asted me if i wood
screw sum things up in the kitchen to hang close on.
so i got the screw driver and went to wirk. while i
was wirking Pewt came over. i was awful glad to
see Pewt but i thougt he had acked kind of meen to
me in not coming over to see me befoar and so i
thougt i would punish him a litle befoar i maid up.
so i said hi Pewt and went on with my wirk. Pewt
sed what are you doing Plupy and i sed saying my
prairs before going to bed. then Pewt sed huh and
kept quiet and i went on wirking and wisling as if
i was aloan. bimbye Pewt sed if you take a hammer
and drive the screw in a little way it will taik
hold and i sed sort of scornful is that so and he sed
yes that is so and if you want to get that screw in
this weak you had better do as i say. i dident say
ennything only grunted and kep wirking until it
broak the head of the screw off then Pewt begun
to laff and said there what did i tell you. let me
show you how to do it Plupy. i sed supose you
think you can bild a barn. Pewt sed peraps i can
and i sed sumone is getting prety smart round here
and Pewt said i know a feller whitch aint very smart
and i sed well if you dont like what you see round
here you know where you can go and Pewt he sed
i bet i know where i can go and i am going there
two old Plupe and the next tim i come round here
again you will know it and i sed no sirre i shant
know it for when you come over here again i shall
be sumwhere elce.
then Pewt went off hollering
Plupys mad and i am glad
and i know what will pleeze him
taik a nail and scrach his tale
and hang him up and greece him.
jest as loud as he cood holer and then he hollered you
are a old seesand munky and a bristol brick wild
man of Bornio, and i hollered silver is better than
pewter and who hooked Perry Moultons apples and
Pewt hollered back who et them and i shet up becaus
i was afrade mother mite hear him.
well after Pewt had went i felt wirse than ever
becaus i realy was glad to see him and wanted him
to stay and have sum fun but sumhow i coodent help
being meen to him. it is funny how a feller will do
jest what he dont want to do and the more he dont
want to the more he will do it.
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