artickle 2. the main objeck of the members is not
to get cougt and evry feller whitch is a member must
agree never to betray enny other feller if he gets
cougt himself and is licked to maik him tell. and
enny feller whitch does tell on another member will
be maid to eet a live toad and 4 angel wirms. it
is no xcuse if he does it under terible tortures sutch
as shaking hands with a pensil between your fingers
or putting musterd on your tung or licking you with
a bed slot in whitch tacts has been put.
artickle 3. the offisers of the asosiation shall be a
president a secritary and a tresurer. the duty of
the president shall be to call the meatings of the
asosiation. the duty of the secritary shall be to
wright down what is did at the meatings. the duty
of the treasurer is to take cair of the money of the
association.
artickle 4. it dont cost ennything to get into the
asosiation. the Terrible 3 is good frends and will
stand by eech other as long as live remanes and no
money makes anny diference. nobody elce can get
in but the Terible 3 at enny prise what ever.
artickle 5. steeling is absolootly forbiddon. this
aplise to money, gewils, hens, roosters and chickings,
dogs, horses and cattle and ennything whitch peeple
has in there houses and barns, but does not apli to
apples, pares straberries and frutes in their seeson
befoar they has been pictd and put in the house or
barn and nothing in this consecration shall be considered
as hendering enny one of the Terible 3 from
pluging ennything at cats dogs or other animals.
artickle 6. at the end of the asosiasion whitch will
come when enny of the members is ded or in jale the
propity of the asosiasion shall be divided equil between
sutch of the members as aint ded or in jale
and the records of the asosiation if there is enny
shall be birnt and distroid.
bi laws
I. evry member shall be reddy to fite for another
member at a moments notise.
II. evry member shall be reddy to lie for another
member when ever he can help him by liing. if he
can help him by teling the trooth he will be xpected
to do so if he can.
III. if a feller gets cougt he is xpected to lay it on
to sum feller whitch is likely to do them things
whitch he is cougt for doing.
IV. the fellers whitch is most likely to do the
things whitch a feller is most likely to get cougt for
doing is Fatty Gilman, Skinny Bruce, Tady Fenton,
Jack Melvin, Whack, Pozzy and Bug Chadwick,
Fatty Melcher, Pop Clark, Hiram Mingo, Ben Rundlett,
Ed Tole and several others.
V. evry member has go to commit them naims
to memory and keep them at his tungs end becaus
he mite need them at enny time.
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