well father and another feller got a kee that wood
fit the lock of that desk and evry day they wood get
the sheet and mark evry feller 100 percent and doctor
Soule never looked at it and give them to the
other teecher to add up and evrybody got perfict
marks and evrybody sed it was the best class in the
school.
well bimeby one day father and the other feller
marked themselfs 125 percent and when the other
teecher added the marks up he found sumthing was
rong. so he spent a weak adding and substrackting
and multipliing and dividing and reduceing to the
leest common denominator and invirtin the diviser
and perceeding as in multiplication and finding the
leest common multipel of and xtracking the squair
root of and at last he maid up his mind that there
was a niger in the woodpile.
so he took his figgers to old docter Soule and they
set a trap and cougt father and the other feller and
they xpelled them and that was the last of father
in the academy. but while he was there he was
verry poplar becaus they wasent ennything he woodent
do for his classmaits.
so i gess he was rite when he told old J. Ward
what he did about old docter Soule. father sed he
tride to get back onct moar and he thougt they had
augt to have gave him one moar chanct. if he cood
have been xpelled onct moar he cood beet enny feller
whitch ever went to the academy he was verry
mutch disapointed when they woodent give him another
try so he cood be xpelled onct moar.
so when we had the nex meating of th Teribl 3
i wanted them to mark old docter Soule to paist sum
nite but they woodent do it becaus they sed we was
all townies and we woodent notise the academy.
Pewt and Beany was gelous becaus Pewts father
and Beanys father hadent never been xpelled from
nowhere. they thougt i was showing off but i
wasent.
October 17, 186---brite and fair and hot as summer.
it has been hot for almost a weak. Rob
Bruce, Skinnys brother and Dan Casidy went in
swiming yesterday. they sed it was bully but i bet it
was cold. tonite after school Pewt maid sum sines
whitch we put up after dark. one we put up in
front of old Ike Shutes door. it sed bewair Ike the
Terible 3 is on your trale. that will be enuf to keep
Ike in nites. Ike drives us out of his yard when
he sees us.
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