"Q. What is thy name? A. Wageworker.--Q. Who are thy parents? A. My father was called Wageworker--my mother's name is Poverty.--Q. Where wast thou born? A. In a garret under the roof of a tenement house which my father and his comrades built.--Q. What is thy religion? A. The Religion of Capital.--Q. What duties does thy religion lay upon thee with regard to society? A. To increase the national wealth--first through my toil, and next through my savings, as soon as I can make any.--Q. What does thy religion order thee to do with thy savings? A. To entrust them to the banks and such other institutions that have been established by philanthropic financiers, to the end that they may loan them out to themselves. We are commanded to place our earnings at all times at the disposal of our masters." "A LITANY for the use of the respectable classes. Edited by Edward Carpenter. "O God, the Father of Heaven, have mercy upon us, miserable sinners.--Remember not, Lord, our offences, nor the offences of our forefathers, neither take thou vengeance of our sins. Spare us, good Lord; spare us whom thou hast brought into honour and good position through the precious blood of the toiling masses, and be not angry with us for ever: Spare us, good Lord.--From all evil and mischief, from the crafts and assaults of the thief and the burglar, from poverty and the everlasting damnation of the workhouse: Good Lord, deliver us.--From bad trade and bogus dividends, from shady and unprofitable investments, from all unsuccessful speculation and losses, whether on the turf or in the City: Good Lord, deliver us." "THE CAPITALIST'S TEN COMMANDMENTS "I am Capital, thy Master, that brought thee out of the Land of Liberty into a State of Slavery. Thou shalt not become thine own Master, nor have any other Masters but me. Thou shalt commit murder for my sake only. Thou shalt give thy daughters in prostitution and thy wife in adultery to me." THE LATEST DECALOGUE Thou shalt have one God only, who Would be at the expense of two? No graven images may be Worshipped, except the currency. Swear not at all, as for thy curse Thine enemy is none the worse. At Church on Sunday to attend Will serve to keep the world thy friend.[1023]