“You’ve got it good here,” said Herr Permaneder, as he let himself
down in his chair and looked at the variety of cold meats on the table.
His grammar, now and then, was of the most artless and disarming
quality.
“It isn’t Munich beer, of course, Herr Permaneder, but still it is
better than our domestic brew.” And the Consul poured him a glass of
the brown foaming porter, which he was accustomed to drink himself at
midday.
“Thank you kindly, neighbour,” said Herr Permaneder, quite unaware
of the outraged look Mamsell Jungmann cast at him. But he drank so
moderately of the porter that the Frau Consul had a bottle of red wine
brought up; whereat he grew visibly gayer and began to talk with Frau
Grünlich again. He sat, on account of his prominent stomach, well away
from the table, with his legs far apart, and one of his arms, with
the plump white hand, hanging down over the chair-back. He put his
round head with its walrus moustache on one side and blinked out of
the cracks of his eyes naïvely as he listened to Tony’s conversation.
He looked offensively comfortable. As he had had no experience with
sprats, she daintily dismembered them for him, commenting the while on
life in general.
“Oh Heavens, how sad it is, Herr Permaneder, that everything good and
lovely in this world is so fleeting,” she said, referring to her Munich
visit. She laid down her knife and fork a moment and looked earnestly
up at the ceiling. She made charming if unsuccessful efforts to speak
Bavarian.
During the meal there was a knock at the door, and the office boy
brought in a telegram. The Consul read it, letting the long ends of
his moustache run through his fingers. He was plainly preoccupied with
the contents of the message; but, even as he read it, he asked in the
easiest tone: “Well, how is business, Herr Permaneder?--That will do,”
he said immediately to the apprentice, who disappeared.
“Oh, well, neighbour,” answered Herr Permaneder, turning himself about
toward the Consul’s side with the awkwardness of a man who has a thick,
stiff neck, and letting his other arm hang over the chair-back.
“There’s naught to speak of--it’s a fair plague. You see, Munich”--he
pronounced the name of his native city in such a way that one could
only guess what he meant--“Munich is no commercial town. Everybody
wants his peace and quiet and his beer--nobody gets despatches while
he’s eating; not there. You’re a different cut up here--Holy Sacrament!
Yes, thank you kindly, I’ll take another glass. Tough luck, that’s
what it is; tough luck. My partner, Noppe, wanted to go to Nuremberg,
because they have a Bourse there and are keen on business, but I won’t
forsake my Munich. Not me! That would be a fine thing to do! You see,
there’s no competition, and the export trade is just silly. Even in
Russia they’ll be beginning soon to plant and build for themselves.”
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