The geography period came next, and an important test on the kingdom
of Hesse-Nassau. A man with a red beard and brown tail-coat came in.
His face was pale, and his hands were very full of pores, but without
a single hair. This was “the clever one,” Dr. Mühsam. He suffered from
occasional haemorrhages, and always spoke in an ironic tone, because it
was his pose to be considered as witty as he was ailing. He possessed
a Heine collection, a quantity of papers and objects connected with
that cynical and sickly poet. He proceeded to mark the boundaries of
Hesse-Nassau on the map that hung on the wall, and then asked, with a
melancholy, mocking smile, if the gentlemen would indicate in their
books the important features of the country. It was as though he meant
to make game of the class and of Hesse-Nassau as well; yet this was an
important test, and much dreaded by the entire form.
Hanno Buddenbrook knew next to nothing about Hesse-Nassau. He tried
to look on Adolf Todtenhaupt’s book; but Heinrich Heine, who had a
penetrating observation despite his suffering, melancholy air, pounced
on him at once and said: “Herr Buddenbrook, I am tempted to ask you to
close your book, but that I suspect you would be glad to have me do so.
Go on with your work.”
The remark contained two witticisms. First, that Dr. Mühsam addressed
Hanno as Herr Buddenbrook, and, second, that about the copy-book. Hanno
continued to brood over his book, and handed it in almost empty when he
went out with Kai.
The difficulties were now over with for the day. The fortunate ones who
had come through without marks, had light and easy consciences, and
life seemed like play to them as they betook themselves to the large
well-lighted room where they might sit and draw under the supervision
of Herr Drägemüller. Plaster casts from the antique stood about the
room, and there was a great cupboard containing divers pieces of
wood and doll-furniture which served as models. Herr Drägemüller was
a thick-set man with a full round beard and a smooth, cheap brown
wig which stood out in the back of the neck and betrayed itself. He
possessed two wigs, one with longer hair, the other with shorter; if
he had had his beard cut he would don the shorter wig as well. He was
a man with some droll peculiarities of speech. For instance, he called
a lead pencil a “lead.” He gave out an oily-alcoholic odour; and it
was said of him that he drank petroleum. It always delighted him to
have an opportunity to take a class in something besides drawing. On
such occasions he would lecture on the policy of Bismarck, accompanying
himself with impressive spiral gestures from his nose to his shoulder.
Social democracy was his bugbear--he spoke of it with fear and
loathing. “We must keep together,” he used to say to refractory
pupils, pinching them on the arm. “Social democracy is at the door!”
He was possessed by a sort of spasmodic activity: would sit down next
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