Buffalo Bill, Peacemaker; Or, On a Troublesome TrailIngraham, Prentiss
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Buffalo Bill, Peacemaker; Or, On a Troublesome Trail
Ingraham, Prentiss
Buffalo Bill, 1846-1917 -- Fiction; Dime novels
“H’m,” muttered Nomad. “I reckon I think too much o’ ther fightin’
end. In smoothin’ out kinks, I’d ruther land on ’em with both feet,
with a gun in each fist. Rubbin’ the tangles out with love pats
an’ coo-coo words is some more’n I kin do. Thar’s erbout as much
sentiment in me as thar is in er horn toad. Anyways, this hyar
di-plom-a-cy--is thet what ye call et?--ain’t wuth er whoop ef it
ain’t backed by narve. By ther same token, what good’s narve ef ye
ain’t got a leetle hardware tucked away up yore sleeve?”
The scout laughed again.
“I reckon we’ll have excitement enough to please you before we’re
done with the Brazos,” said he, “but it’s only going to be
incidental to the main question of peace.”
The trapper chuckled, fancying he was catching Buffalo Bill’s drift.
“We’ll make peace, Buffler,” he declared, “ef we hev ter shoot holes
in every bloomin’ statute of ther State o’ Texas!”
“Not so bad as that. We’re backing up the law, Nick. Bloom hasn’t
been looking after the law as he was sworn to do.”
“Nary, he hasn’t. Ef he don’t do his duty, we’ll climb his neck
an’ choke him till he sees et right an’ promises ter be good. Oh,
I dunno. I reckon bein’ peacemaker kerries plenty o’ blue-fire
trimmin’s. I knowed er feller, up in the Niobrara kentry, called
Piegan Charlie. Charlie went an’ took an’ got married. I was lopin’
past his wickiup one day, an’ I found him an’ Mrs. Charlie engaged
in er argyment. Charlie was pushin’ Mrs. Charlie agin’ the side o’
the house, an’ argyin’ with a broomstick. I got all worked up with
er fool desire ter be one o’ these hyar peacemakers. Thet’s what I
did. So, like er ijut, I drapped off’n my hoss, caught Charlie by
the scruff o’ the neck, an’ throwed him inter a rainwater bar’l.
While I was prancin’ eround an’ yellin’ fer peace an’ domestic quiet,
Mrs. Charlie come up behind me an’ rapped me over the head with er
washboard. She screeched out thet I hadn’t no bizness meddlin’ with
her husband er distarbin’ ther fambly. When Charlie got out o’ the
bar’l, he begun shootin’ at me. So I loped on, sadder an’ a heap
wiser.”
By the time the scout had finished enjoying his pard’s reminiscence,
they were in Hackamore.
There was quite a crowd collected around the front of the Delmonico,
peering curiously through the open door of the office and the office
windows.
“Somethin’ goin’ on, an’ I’ll bet er blue stack,” muttered Nomad.
“Looks like it,” the scout answered.
“What’s up, Pinkey?” queried the trapper, as the man in charge of the
corral came to look after their riding gear.
“Dunno,” answered Pinkey. “Thar’s so much goin’ on in this man’s town
et’s hard ter keep track o’ all the doin’s. Mebby a dog fight, er a
man fight--thar ain’t much diff’rence when it comes ter rowdyin’.”
At this point a lanky individual, who had seen the pards ride up to
the corral, hurried toward the group by the corral gate.
“Buffler Bill! Buffler Bill!” the man cried.
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