Buffalo Bill's Still Hunt; Or, The Robber of the RangeIngraham, Prentiss
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Buffalo Bill's Still Hunt; Or, The Robber of the Range
Ingraham, Prentiss
Buffalo Bill, 1846-1917 -- Fiction; Dime novels; Western stories
And upon the very night of Bonnie Belle’s return poor Shuffles
shuffled off this mortal coil, murdered for doing a kind act in
preventing Pistols from getting drunk, unmindful of the terrible fate
of a man who waters another man’s whisky.
There was no contract between Bonnie Belle and her dead clerk, but
the morning after his death she arose, and her first duty was to
write a long letter to his mother, stating that he had been shot by a
desperado, whom he had once saved from being killed.
She also stated that he should be buried with proper decency,
and that his effects should be sent to her at once, along with
twelve hundred dollars salary in her hands, due him, while a purse
contributed by the miners she begged her acceptance of, as it would
show in what esteem her dead son was held by those among whom he
associated.
There was not a word as to his calling, or a word to cast a shadow
upon the mother’s love for her son.
Bonnie Belle had just finished her letter when Surgeon Powell and
Buffalo Bill were ushered into her pleasant sitting-room, by Sly
Cheek, the Chinaman, who deserved his name most certainly. She
welcomed them pleasantly, told them of her letter to Shuffles’
mother, and added:
“Pocket City was up all night, so is resting now, for it is arranged
to give poor Shuffles a grand funeral this afternoon. An itinerant
organ-grinder was shot here some months ago, and his instrument
has been pressed into service as a brass band, while a quartet of
really fine voices are rehearsing a hymn which some clever fellow
has discovered can be sung to the air of “Tramp, Tramp, the Boys
are Marching,” the chorus being an original one written by a poor
poet here who gave up the pen for the pick and has made a failure
with both. You surely will remain to the funeral, gentlemen, of poor
Shuffles, for it would be a mark of respect the miners would never
forget you for showing?”
“Outside of that inducement, Bonnie Bell, I would not miss it for the
world,” said the Surgeon Scout, with enthusiasm.
“Yes, I know we should enjoy it,” Buffalo Bill added absent-mindedly,
his eyes upon a venison steak which Sly Cheek had just helped him to.
“Enjoy it, Buffalo Bill?” said Bonnie Belle reproachfully.
“No, I mean we should be delighted to attend, for if there is
anything that will keep me away from church on a Sabbath day it is
to attend a first-class border funeral, when the chief mourner is
generally the man who turned up the toes of the lamented corpse.
We will see Shuffles laid to rest, Bonnie Belle, and, as you spoke
of raising a purse for his mother, let me offer you now a hundred
dollars.”
“Wait, please, until I call for the subscription, and then I will
accept your very generous offer,” was Bonnie Belle’s response.
It was when the bugle sounded at noon, calling the miners to dinner
at the Frying Pan, the Pocket City really awoke to the situation.
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