France -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
Monsieur Rabourdin shut himself up in the late chief’s office with
Monsieur Baudoyer, and Phellion helped him to show the new incumbent all
the administrative difficulties of his new position. At each separate
affair which Rabourdin carefully explained, Baudoyer’s little eyes grew
big as saucers.
“Farewell, monsieur,” said Rabourdin at last, with a manner that was
half-solemn, half-satirical.
Sebastien meanwhile had made up a package of papers and letters
belonging to his chief and had carried them away in a hackney coach.
Rabourdin passed through the grand courtyard, while all the clerks
were watching from the windows, and waited there a moment to see if the
minister would send him any message. His Excellency was dumb. Phellion
courageously escorted the fallen man to his home, expressing his
feelings of respectful admiration; then he returned to the office, and
took up his work, satisfied with his own conduct in rendering these
funeral honors to the neglected and misjudged administrative talent.
Bixiou [seeing Phellion re-enter]. “Victrix cause diis placuit, sed
victa Catoni.”
Phellion. “Yes, monsieur.”
Poiret. “What does that mean?”
Fleury. “That priests rejoice, and Monsieur Rabourdin has the respect of
men of honor.”
Dutocq [annoyed]. “You didn’t say that yesterday.”
Fleury. “If you address me you’ll have my hand in your face. It is known
for certain that you filched those papers from Monsieur Rabourdin.”
[Dutocq leaves the office.] “Oh, yes, go and complain to your Monsieur
des Lupeaulx, spy!”
Bixiou [laughing and grimacing like a monkey]. “I am curious to know how
the division will get along. Monsieur Rabourdin is so remarkable a man
that he must have had some special views in that work of his. Well, the
minister loses a fine mind.” [Rubs his hands.]
Laurent [entering]. “Monsieur Fleury is requested to go to the
secretary’s office.”
All the clerks. “Done for!”
Fleury [leaving the room]. “I don’t care; I am offered a place as
responsible editor. I shall have all my time to myself to lounge the
streets or do amusing work in a newspaper office.”
Bixiou. “Dutocq has already made them cut off the head of that poor
Desroys.”
Colleville [entering joyously]. “Gentlemen, I am appointed head of this
bureau.”
Thuillier. “Ah, my friend, if it were I myself, I couldn’t be better
pleased.”
Bixiou. “His wife has managed it.” [Laughter.]
Poiret. “Will any one tell me the meaning of all that is happening here
to-day?”
Bixiou. “Do you really want to know? Then listen. The antechamber of the
administration is henceforth a chamber, the court is a boudoir, the best
way to get in is through the cellar, and the bed is more than ever a
cross-cut.”
Poiret. “Monsieur Bixiou, may I entreat you, explain?”
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