France -- Politics and government -- 19th century -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
Bixiou [standing with his back to the stove and holding up the sole
of each boot alternately to dry at the open door]. “This morning, at
half-past seven, I went to inquire after our most worthy and respectable
director, knight of the order of Christ, et caetera, et caetera. Yes,
gentlemen, last night he was a being with twenty et caeteras, to-day he
is nothing, not even a government clerk. I asked all particulars of his
nurse. She told me that this morning at five o’clock he became uneasy
about the royal family. He asked for the names of all the clerks who had
called to inquire after him; and then he said: ‘Fill my snuff-box,
give me the newspaper, bring my spectacles, and change my ribbon of the
Legion of honor,--it is very dirty.’ I suppose you know he always wore
his orders in bed. He was fully conscious, retained his senses and all
his usual ideas. But, presto! ten minutes later the water rose, rose,
rose and flooded his chest; he knew he was dying for he felt the cysts
break. At that fatal moment he gave evident proof of his powerful mind
and vast intellect. Ah, we never rightly appreciated him! We used to
laugh at him and call him a booby--didn’t you, Monsieur Godard?”
Godard. “I? I always rated Monsieur de la Billardiere’s talents higher
than the rest of you.”
Bixiou. “You and he could understand each other!”
Godard. “He wasn’t a bad man; he never harmed any one.”
Bixiou. “To do harm you must do something, and he never did anything. If
it wasn’t you who said he was a dolt, it must have been Minard.”
Minard [shrugging his shoulders]. “I!”
Bixiou. “Well, then it was you, Dutocq!” [Dutocq made a vehement gesture
of denial.] “Oh! very good, then it was nobody. Every one in this office
knew his intellect was herculean. Well, you were right. He ended, as I
have said, like the great man that he was.”
Desroys [impatiently]. “Pray what did he do that was so great? he had
the weakness to confess himself.”
Bixiou. “Yes, monsieur, he received the holy sacraments. But do you
know what he did in order to receive them? He put on his uniform as
gentleman-in-ordinary of the Bedchamber, with all his orders, and had
himself powdered; they tied his queue (that poor queue!) with a fresh
ribbon. Now I say that none but a man of remarkable character would have
his queue tied with a fresh ribbon just as he was dying. There are eight
of us here, and I don’t believe one among us is capable of such an act.
But that’s not all; he said,--for you know all celebrated men make a
dying speech; he said,--stop now, what did he say? Ah! he said, ‘I must
attire myself to meet the King of Heaven,--I, who have so often dressed
in my best for audience with the kings of earth.’ That’s how Monsieur de
la Billardiere departed this life. He took upon himself to justify the
saying of Pythagoras, ‘No man is known until he dies.’”
Colleville [rushing in]. “Gentlemen, great news!”
All. “We know it.”
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