Bankruptcy -- Fiction; Gold mines and mining -- Alaska -- Fiction; Oakland (Calif.) -- Fiction; Western stories; Women pioneers -- Fiction
"'Yes, ma'am,' I'll say, 'Burning Daylight was a pretty good cuss, but
it's better that he's gone. He quit rolling up in his rabbit-skins and
sleeping in the snow, and went to living in a chicken-coop. He lifted
up his legs and quit walking and working, and took to existing on
Martini cocktails and Scotch whiskey. He thought he loved you, ma'am,
and he did his best, but he loved his cocktails more, and he loved his
money more, and himself more, and 'most everything else more than he
did you.' And then I'll say, 'Ma'am, you just run your eyes over me and
see how different I am. I ain't got a cocktail thirst, and all the
money I got is a dollar and forty cents and I've got to buy a new ax,
the last one being plumb wore out, and I can love you just about eleven
times as much as your first husband did. You see, ma'am, he went all
to fat. And there ain't ary ounce of fat on me.' And I'll roll up my
sleeve and show you, and say, 'Mrs. Harnish, after having experience
with being married to that old fat money-bags, do you-all mind marrying
a slim young fellow like me?' And you'll just wipe a tear away for poor
old Daylight, and kind of lean toward me with a willing expression in
your eye, and then I'll blush maybe some, being a young fellow, and put
my arm around you, like that, and then--why, then I'll up and marry my
brother's widow, and go out and do the chores while she's cooking a
bite to eat."
"But you haven't answered my questions," she reproached him, as she
emerged, rosy and radiant, from the embrace that had accompanied the
culmination of his narrative.
"Now just what do you want to know?" he asked.
"I want to know how all this is possible? How you are able to leave
your business at a time like this? What you meant by saying that
something was going to happen quickly? I--" She hesitated and blushed.
"I answered your question, you know."
"Let's go and get married," he urged, all the whimsicality of his
utterance duplicated in his eyes. "You know I've got to make way for
that husky young brother of mine, and I ain't got long to live." She
made an impatient moue, and he continued seriously.
"You see, it's like this, Dede. I've been working like forty horses
ever since this blamed panic set in, and all the time some of those
ideas you'd given me were getting ready to sprout. Well, they sprouted
this morning, that's all. I started to get up, expecting to go to the
office as usual. But I didn't go to the office. All that sprouting
took place there and then. The sun was shining in the window, and I
knew it was a fine day in the hills. And I knew I wanted to ride in
the hills with you just about thirty million times more than I wanted
to go to the office. And I knew all the time it was impossible. And
why? Because of the office. The office wouldn't let me. All my money
reared right up on its hind legs and got in the way and wouldn't let
me. It's a way that blamed money has of getting in the way. You know
that yourself.
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