New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
It was set forth in the programme of this tropic vaudeville that it
would be made known why Shorty O’Day, of the Columbia Detective Agency,
lost his position. Also that Smith should come again to tell us what
mystery he followed that night on the shores of Anchuria when he
strewed so many cigar stumps around the cocoanut palm during his lonely
night vigil on the beach. These things were promised; but a bigger
thing yet remains to be accomplished—the clearing up of a seeming wrong
that has been done according to the array of chronicled facts
(truthfully set forth) that have been presented. And one voice,
speaking, shall do these three things.
Two men sat on a stringer of a North River pier in the City of New
York. A steamer from the tropics had begun to unload bananas and
oranges on the pier. Now and then a banana or two would fall from an
overripe bunch, and one of the two men would shamble forward, seize the
fruit and return to share it with his companion.
One of the men was in the ultimate stage of deterioration. As far as
rain and wind and sun could wreck the garments he wore, it had been
done. In his person the ravages of drink were as plainly visible. And
yet, upon his high-bridged, rubicund nose was jauntily perched a pair
of shining and flawless gold-rimmed glasses.
The other man was not so far gone upon the descending Highway of the
Incompetents. Truly, the flower of his manhood had gone to seed—seed
that, perhaps, no soil might sprout. But there were still cross-cuts
along where he travelled through which he might yet regain the pathway
of usefulness without disturbing the slumbering Miracles. This man was
short and compactly built. He had an oblique, dead eye, like that of a
sting-ray, and the moustache of a cocktail mixer. We know the eye and
the moustache; we know that Smith of the luxurious yacht, the gorgeous
raiment, the mysterious mission, the magic disappearance, has come
again, though shorn of the accessories of his former state.
At his third banana, the man with the nose glasses spat it from him
with a shudder.
“Deuce take all fruit!” he remarked, in a patrician tone of disgust. “I
lived for two years where these things grow. The memory of their taste
lingers with you. The oranges are not so bad. Just see if you can
gather a couple of them, O’Day, when the next broken crate comes up.”
“Did you live down with the monkeys?” asked the other, made tepidly
garrulous by the sunshine and the alleviating meal of juicy fruit. “I
was down there, once myself. But only for a few hours. That was when I
was with the Columbia Detective Agency. The monkey people did me up.
I’d have my job yet if it hadn’t been for them. I’ll tell you about it.
“One day the chief sent a note around to the office that read: ‘Send
O’Day here at once for a big piece of business.’ I was the crack
detective of the agency at that time. They always handed me the big
jobs. The address the chief wrote from was down in the Wall Street
district.
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